Should've Ordered Chicken

24 July 2008-
Il Pollaio: 555 Columbus Avenue in North Beach San Francisco
Cost: $8.75 (cheeseburger, fries or salad included)

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I took Latin in high-school, and unfortunately to this day, I can't claim to have possessed the ability to speak, read or write a word of latin. Therefore, I don't even try to read or comprehend foreign language signs. When "Il Pollaio" was recommended as a best burger from a burger enthusiast acquaintance, I didn't think twice about the literal translation. I just thought, 'shoot I have to try this burger.' Famished, one day after work, I decided to trek up to North Beach to sample the Il Pollaio burger.

I walk in this dining establishment, and the place is packed. There's an open-flame grill in the corner with about a dozen whole chickens getting fired up. I sit down, and the whole menu is chicken. I couldn't find any burger anywhere on the menu. I was a little nervous, and started to perspire; however, I was confident there must be a burger, or why else would this person recommend this spot to me!?

The waitress arrived, and I asked meekly if they had a burger. She pointed to the very bottom of the menu, and in tiny print, there's a description that alludes to some sort of burger. Without relooking at the menu description, I ordered their cheeseburger "medium-rare". When I asked them if I could add bacon, there was no bacon. I began to sweat even more.

So, the place was packed, there's dozens of chickens on the grill, everyone is eating chicken and drinking wine, and I've just ordered their burger in fine print on the menu.

Verdict: The order was taking way longer than expected. It was an open kitchen in the middle of the dining room, and I noticed that the cooks were on their smoke break every 2 minutes. 'Someone should be carefully monitoring the grill' I thought. There is a very fine line between rare and medium-rare, and medium-rare and medium, and medium and medium-well...

The order arrived, and I saw a huge, honking slab of meat between two Italian bread rolls. There were no condiments, just the slab of meat, two pieces of bread and lettuce, tomato and onions. It looked dry to me. I requested mayonnaise on the side, and was handed four squeezable packets. As soon as I saw these packets of squeezable mayonnaise, I kind of knew what to expect.

The burger was completely dry and over-cooked. This was probably the first time in my life where I didn't even get half-way through the burger. I thought the whole time, 'should've ordered chicken'...

Salmon Burger

19 July 2008-
Christopher's Burger: 5295 College Avenue in North Oakland
Cost: $6.50 (salmon burger, fries extra)

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Rumor has it that Christopher's Burger is owned by the renowned chef Christopher Cheung who also owns the prestigious Marica Seafood next door. For the many years that I've been frequenting Christopher's I've also noticed a salmon burger on the menu board, but it's always been unavailable when I'm there, until this afternoon. Not believing my eyes, I reconfirmed the availability of the salmon burger today, and was reassured of their availability. With great anticipation, I ordered the salmon burger and a basket of fries.

My expectations were certainly high. I was trying to make a correlation between Christopher the chef and Christopher's Burger. If seafood is their main forte, I was expecting that the salmon burger would be their tour de force. Perhaps they always had a certain amount of salmon patties each day, but would sell out quickly from the first customers of the day. Unfortunately, I was never one of the first of the day, to get to Christopher's. It was always a lazy weekend afternoon sort of an affair for me.

Equipped with three different types of homemade mayo, aioli and chipotle sauce, I was ready to attack the salmon burger. They also provided me with a secret sauce container, which I suspected was tartar sauce. Honestly, I didn't know how or what to dress the salmon burger. I was a little nervous because I wasn't sure whether I needed mayonnaise at all. How would the chipotle sauce taste on fish?

I ended up dividing the patty into thirds and using the sauce evenly divided on the bun. I realized at the end, that I forgot to use any tartar, so I added that to the equation at the end.

Verdict: The salmon patty was actually quite dry and tasteless. I didn't even feel that any seasoning was added to the salmon at all. The bun, though slightly toasted, crumbled when I grappled the burger. The combination of mayo, aioli and chipotle sauce did nothing for me either. After years of anticipation, Christopher's salmon burger really let me down.

Made to Order

18 July 2008-
Fat Apple's Restaurant and Bakery~: 7525 Fairmount Avenue in El Cerrito
Cost: $9.10 (bacon cheeseburger, fries extra)
~ Honorable Mention

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On my Friday off from work, I had my heart set on trying out Circus Pub in Kensington which was a tip from some local burger enthusiasts that I met recently. To my dismay, the kitchen at Circus Pub was closed when I arrived a hair before five. Rather than wait, I decided to try out Fat Apple's down the street since a coworker friend, fellow burger enthusiast mentioned it was designed by the renowned architect David Baker (who happened to be a guest critic in one of my architecture studio finals at UC Berkeley). I thought I'd at least go check out the architecture, although I kind of expected a comparable standard of quality to my positive experience at the location in North Berkeley. Anyway, in contrast to Circus Pub's stark and desolate interior at the time, Fat Apple's was already bustling, but it was soon to get even more crowded.

The instant I got seated, I knew exactly what I wanted. I ordered their bacon cheeseburger "medium-rare" (medium-well is their standard) and a side of fries. The wait seemed endless. I was concerned that they might have been over-grilling the burger since I was waiting a little longer than expected.

Verdict: By the time the order arrived, and the requisite side of mayo was delivered, I dug in. The bread was extra soft on the outside, but toasted on the inside. It was kind of fluffy and soft when I collapsed the burger composition with all the fixings inside. Upon the first few bites, I could tell immediately that the burger was cooked quite rare. It could have passed as completely and unadulterated "rare", but it's not a complaint, since the burger patty was delicious and juicy. Similar to the Fat Apple's in Berkeley, they really deliver the fixings for the burger.

As I was about to finish, my coworker friend, burger enthusiast (who informed me of this Fat Apple's) walked in with his family. I joined their table and postponed the final half of the burger until their orders arrived. At this point, the cheese started to solidify, and the burger blood drippings had started to clot well after platelet formation. It was evident, that this burger had lost it's "freshness". The bun which was previously warm and toasted, was still toasted, but no longer warm. The burger remnant felt kind of lumpy and seemed like it may have gained some weight from the long hiatus.

Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is the burger still tasted great! I couldn't believe I was eating the last portion of this cold burger, but it was still so, so good. I truly can't wait until my next visit to Fat Apple's in El Cerrito.

Thin Layer of Insecurity

17 July 2008-
Pearl's Deluxe Burgers: 408 Post Street in San Francisco
Cost: $7.15 (bacon cheeseburger, fries extra)
http://www.pearlsdiner.com/

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I've always wanted to survey the original Pearl's Diner in Mill Valley, but realizing that there's another location a little closer to home in downtown SF, decided to head out there after work one evening. The place has been hyped as one of the best burgers in the Bay Area. So, with high expectations, and equipped with a hungry appetite, I climbed up Jones to my destination.

Although Pearl's Deluxe is located a little ways above the Tenderloin, the area can be quite a bit sketchy. I remember seeing the place a while ago, and then trying to locate the restaurant again when the sun with setting and without directions or even a correct address - only to hurry my body quickly back down to Union Square's familiar territory. The surrounding vicinity is not for the faint hearted, I'd also recommend mapping a proper itinerary path up to Pearl's Deluxe since it's quite easy to lose your hungry appetite if you're not careful about your directions and meander into the wrong neighborhood.

Pearl's serves up a wide variety of burger permutations as "deluxe" or "mini" size. I ordered the deluxe bacon cheeseburger, and was waiting for them to confirm grilling preference. After an uncomfortable pause, I inquired about their grilling preference policy. Of course, it's possible to request burger patty preference, but one must know about this in advance since there's a sign on the menu board which states that 'medium' is their standard unless otherwise specified.

Verdict: You know 99% of the burgers that I survey could be improved if only the buns were properly toasted. I think it would be better for the environment too, since you'd actually injest the grease rather than waste napkins wiping the grease from their faces while chomping the burger. You might also be able to multitask while eating, and perhaps put your burger down for a second to work on the fries since a toasted bun acts like a sponge which both soaks up the grease in the cellular air pockets created from the act of toasting, as well as, supports the structural integrity of the burger.

I noticed that even if the buns were in fact properly toasted, I wouldn't dare put today's Pearl's Deluxe burger down on my red, plastic burger tray separated by a thin layer of wax paper. The 50's diner aesthetic is cute, but what's the deal with these reusable, red, plastic basket trays and a thin layer wax paper to serve burgers on? Maybe I missed something in home ec class, but what's so incredibly sanitary about wax paper? Can someone please explain what side of the paper the visible greasy mess is on the bottom of my basket tray? Is the wax paper protecting my burger from the leftover grease from a previous burger; or is the wax paper preventing my drippy, greasy burger mess from spattering the burger basket? Also, what precautions are then taken to prevent germs from transmitting between the reusable, red, plastic tray surface and my fries and that bacon draped over the edge (see picture above)?

Aside from this, the burger meat definitely had some redness, though the taste was a little bland. The fries however, are definitely blog worthy.

Sumo Burger Take Two

14 July 2008-
Oishii Embarcadero: 4 Embarcadero Center in San Francisco
Cost: $5.07 (angus cheeseburger, fries included)

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The first Oishii Cafe review was an utter disappointment (see 16 August 2006 review). Since their Sumo burger came as a recommendation from a former coworker and fellow burger enthusiast, I felt that I owed them a proper review since the previous Oishii is only a small take-out window that is literally smaller than a tiny newspaper stand.

The moment I decided on the re-review, I was already imagining the finest marbleized kobe beef steaks being grounded for these burgers. I knew that the Japanese weren't unfamiliar with perfection and technical precision. With this confidence, I gathered up my burger posse to head up the review at 4 Embarcadero Center.

The interior of Oishii is stuck in a time capsule that hasn't progressed with the times. It doesn't appear to have changed since the office towers were constructed in the early 1980's while the surrounding retail and commercial storefronts have all gone through extensive renovations and upgrades. Because of this visually unstimulating decor, we decided on a table outside overlooking Justin Herman Plaza.

Verdict: I really knew something was amiss when there wasn't any bacon available for my burger; and there weren't many (if any) burger permutations offered. Also, it was a sit-down restaurant and the wait staff didn't ask for grilling preference. Just to make sure, I asked if they grill their burgers to order, but I got a really strange look when I explicitly requested "medium-rare", and I felt like this was probably the first time anybody has ever made such a request to them.

Since I was the first one to order, I seemed to have started a trend about requesting personal grilling preferences, because then everyone else started tagging on their preferences to their orders. I could sense that the wait staff wasn't really following our specific requests very carefully, because there were a lot of us, and they didn't seem to be taking very many notes.

Sure enough, when our orders arrived, and I took my first bite, our orders got mixed up. With my luck, I probably ended up with one of the "medium-well" (tasteless) burgers at the table. I surely didn't enjoy the burger. The fries were pretty dry and tasteless too.

Ranchers in SF

8 July 2008-

Prather Ranch Booth: Ferry Building Tuesday Farmer's Market

Cost: $8.00 (cheeseburger, fries not available)

http://www.ferrybuildingmarketplace.com/prather_ranch_meat_co.php

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Every Tuesday, the San Francisco farmer's market is in full effect at the Ferry Building. The weather was beautiful, so my burger crew braved the weather on this gorgeous July afternoon. I've been eating at the Prather Ranch booth at the farmer's market for several years now, but have always forgotten to bring the proper photo documentation device. Equipped with my digital elf, I approached the Prather Ranch booth. However, today, I noticed that the booth raised their prices.

There's no grilling preference, but the fellows at Prather Ranch run the booth with an open charcoal, flaming grill. They offer an array of "organic, sustainable, humane, pasture raised" meats. They even have buffalo burgers and use ACME breads for their buns.

Verdict: Today's Prather Ranch burger was their best since I started frequenting this Farmer's Market a few years ago. The patty was pretty juicy and tender, the bun, although untoasted was pretty tasty. Unfortunately, the booth was lacking in condiments as they typically are, and it's also unfortunate that they don't have sufficient dedicated seating.

Default is Medium-Rare

7 July 2008-
Inn Kensington Restaurant: 293 Arlington Avenue in Kensington
Cost: $7.50 (cheeseburger, salad or soup included)

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Before today, I've never really had the opportunity to explore Kensington in the Bay Area. My gosh, am I impressed! In fact, I think I want to move here if I ever decide to move away from urban, city-life for suburban, single-family home life. Inn Kensington Restaurant was recommended by another burger enthusiast recently. I decided to survey it on my day off from work.

When I asked my server who seems to also be the owner, whether they cook to specific grilling preference, he responded "standard is medium-rare". With e. coli, mad-cow and other health-safety concerns, this is quite unprecedented for a burger establishment to claim. However, since I'm all for it, I smiled back and ordered it standard.

Verdict: The first few bites were great. The patty was thick and juicy, but a little singed and burnt like bbq standards. But the kaiser roll, wasn't toasted, and started to break apart towards the middle of the experience. I knife-and-forked the rest of the burger like a steak. Because I had a side-salad, the meal kind of turned into a burger salad. The quality was alright, but as my readership may know, a non-toasted bun which lacks structural integrity can't really compete.

What Was I Thinking?!

25 March 2008-
Beale Street Bar and Grill: 133 Beale Street in San Francisco
Cost: $5.95 (veggie burger, fries included)

Image Source: taken from Dan Hruby's iphone

As a tribute and acknowledgement of my BA Burgers' ongoing expansion and improvements, I've decided to start including veggie and fish burgers in my postings. As some of you may know, Beale Street's burgers offers one of my favorite burgers within a two block radius from work. I've never tried their veggie burgers before, so I didn't know what to expect.

Verdict: In contrast to their juicy ground chuck, Beale Street's veggie patty is dry, banal and common-place. It's very similar to other institutional-like veggie burger patties offered at mediocre public school cafeterias and detention facilities. My coworker friend, and fellow burger enthusiast, ordered a regular burger, and I was staring at his burger the whole meal thinking to myself, 'what was I thinking?!'.

Ahi Seared Rare

16 March 2008
Taylor's Refresher: 1 Ferry Plaza along the Embarcadero in San Francisco
Cost: $13.99 (ahi burger, fries extra)

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As a way of expanding my readership and interests, I will be including fish burgers and veggie burgers in my postings. Someone in passing informed me about Taylor's fish - and since it's located along the SF Embarcadero's Ferry Plaza, I thought I'd give their fish a try.

Verdict: Although pricey, Taylor's Ahi Burger is grilled, and not deep-fried like a lot of other fish burgers. The cross section is "seared-rare" and the seasoning and taste is like high-quality tuna sashimi. I probably would have preferred a toastier bun, over Taylor's egg-roll bun that wasn't quite toasted to my liking, but the Ahi steak was quite phenomenal.

Greasy, Chewy, Crispy and Tasty

22 January 2008-
Yes, Burgers and Malts: 1 Market Plaza in San Francisco
Cost: $5.69 (bacon cheeseburger, fries extra)

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Yes, Burgers and Malts was recommended to me recently, as a favorite "fix" from another burger enthusiast, so I got my burger posse to accompany me on this particular survey at 1 Market Plaza food court in downtown SF.

Verdict: Quite a burger, and the fries are exceptional. There's no grilling preference, but there are a variety of burger combos to choose from. The bread is a high quality roll, which is quite chewy and tasty. Think: greasy, chewy, crispy and tasty.

Clever Name

8 January 2008-
Hegenburger's Hamburger Restaurant: 280 Hegenberger Road in Oakland
Cost: $4.95 (bacon cheeseburger, fries extra)

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It was a rainy Tuesday in January. I was in the area taking care of some errands, and since it was daytime, and hence, still light out - it seemed safe enough to park my car in the Coliseum / East Oakland area and get a quick bite to eat before heading out to work. Now, I've passed by 'Hegenburger' many times to and from the Oakland airport; but since I'm usually riding in a taxi or an airport shuttle, have never had the opportunity to stop and survey this burger joint, until now.

Like I mentioned, it was kind of damp outside, but it also smelled "kind of damp" inside. The smell was very similar to the times when I lived in this warehouse / storefront in the East Oakland / Lake Merritt area that was lodged into a hillside. Everytime it rained, the moisture from the hill would seep into the walls and into the space - often leaving a puddle of rain inside that had to be wet-vac'ed and squeegeed. Not fun. Anyway, while I was waiting for my bacon cheeseburger (no grilling preference option, although the guy at the register said they usually do medium-well) I was pondering the smells and trying to decipher whether it was carpet glue that was oozing out beneath the stairs of the warehouse when I was vacuuming underneath them one day, or whether it was mushroom shaped glue - or maybe they were in fact mushrooms or some other fungi.

My order arrived, and I dove right in. Nothing extra-ordinary, although a bit dry like a medium-well supposes. I don't imagine I'll ever come back, but have to give props to the name. Hegenburger / Hegenberger - the name will always remind me of Homebase / Rave Central - always so dear to my heart.

Whole Ingredients

22 December 2007-
Whole Foods Market: 230 Bay Place in Oakland
http://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/pressroom/pr_09-24-07.html
Cost: $9.78 (bacon cheeseburger, fries included)

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When I first stumbled upon Lake Merritt in Oakland by coincidence, I sensed an immediate bond and attraction which led me to select three different corners of the Lake before settling on Lakeside Drive. For several years, there seemed to be a lot of talk about the Wholefoods planned for development at Lake Merritt; with the idea that the area was undergoing a positive wave of urban renewal and growth.

Just recently, this Wholefoods finally opened, and the architecture and interior design reflects a unique 'markethall' concept which is now serving as a prototype for select Wholefoods Markets. Inside, the "bistro" serves up grilled food. Of course, I had to sample their burger.

Verdict: I can sense a strong sense of Oakland pride in this Wholefoods. I can sense it from the shoppers as well as the employees. There's this very special energy in this store, that I can't quite figure out. I could sense this when the staff was preparing my burger in the open kitchen. When the burger was presented before me, I just sat at the counter gazing and respectfully admiring the assemblage of this burger composition. I took the opportunity to take the photo documentation, and then sat again at the counter to strategize my plan of attack. One couple walked by and commented something like - "That's one happy camper right over there".

The bacon might have been a little too overwhelming. Personally, I'd prefer "crispy-burnt" over "rare, chewy, and cartilage-like". When I bite into bacon, I expect impact and immediate release; preferably not impact, gnarling and stretching of meat. The experience was kind of like biting into an ear or a piece of cartilage that wouldn't break under my sharpened canines. I think I ended up swallowing the majority of the bacon in my first or second bite - which left a pig-like after taste in my mouth for the rest of the burger.

Did I mention the energy and sense of Oakland pride? There's tons of things going for this burger, and I think I might opt out on the bacon next time. When you look around the store, it seems quite possible that you could customize this burger with any possible permutation imaginable. This Whole Foods by Lake Merritt in Oakland has possibly one of the best salad-bars in the Bay Area. Why not just take the burger around the store, and load up your fixings to your desire. It definitely seems quite possible and imaginable.

Overflowing Dressings

15 December 2007-
Oakland Grill: 301 Franklin Street in Oakland
Cost: $8.25 (bacon cheeseburger, fries included)

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There's this handwritten, handpainted sign on Broadway around Third Street in Jack London Square advertising Oakland Grill's burgers and brunch. I've noticed it for years, but couldn't locate the restaurant or decided against seeking out the restaurant because I thought the sign looked too old and cheesy. Then one day, I was in the neighborhood because I just got into this car accident near by and I had my car towed to the area.

I couldn't believe how packed this place was. I knew I stumbled upon a hidden gem in Jack London Square's produce and packing district. You walk in, and you enter this beautiful cross-section of the diversity which describes downtown Oakland.

Verdict: Although the place was bustling, the staff seemed extremely professional and on top of everything. I really liked the presentation on my plate and the burger reflected "comfort food" to the maximum capacity. My baby (my car) was just totalled, but the burger at Oakland Grill relieved a lot my tensions. All I could think about during the meal was "Overflowing Dressings" - the fixings were amazing. You even get some fresh cut fruit on the side.

(Not) Another Meatloaf Burger

27 November 2007-
Two: 22 Hawthorne Street in San Francisco
http://www.two-sf.com/home.html
Cost: $11.00 (bacon cheeseburger, fries extra)

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Company sponsored, Team-Project Lunch. What used to be the old Hawthorne Lane is now Two Restaurant. There were quite a few of us, I would guess about twenty? We were seated in the center of the restaurant in this hand carved wood table. Although a modern, interior upgrade, there was a lodgy, men's club kind of feel to the decor. To add, the menu seemed quite Italianesque - European.

I was excited to have the opportunity to sample the Two Restaurant burger. Although I've probably exhausted a lot of the burger survey options within the two-block radius from work, there are perhaps still a handful of burgers in more high-class restaurant establishments nearby which I haven't surveyed yet.

Verdict: The burger is definitely a one-course plate. Fortunately I ordered the Belgian Frites on the side. They ended up being the highlight of this meal for me. Although the burger came out served with a plastic stake authorizing/validating the intended/stated grilling preference, the burger was weird beyond belief. Again it seems like the chef has prepared a "meatloaf" burger with excessive seasoning and other infill ingredients. Again, this is not to my desired liking.

Farewell Burger Comrade

16 November 2007-
Palomino: 345 Spear Street in San Francisco
http://www.palomino.com/
Cost: $10.50 (bacon cheeseburger, fries included)

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Today was Part Two of the two part farewell lunch series for my dear friend, and best burger commentator, a burger blogger could ever hope for. I wanted to make it special, and decided on Palomino along the SF Embarcadero. I used to recall that the crescent shaped dining room used to have the best views to the Bay Bridge, but recent construction of a couple of restaurants along the water now block any and all views.

There were two burger versions on today's menu which really threw my decision making off. There was the normal lunch burger and a kobe burger variant with very special tempura fries. The burger enthusiasts in the group all order the regular burger, and there may have been one or two variants in the bunch who ordered something other than burgers. Honestly, I was a little shocked, since this was supposed to be a special burger survey finale.

Verdict: As mentioned, there were two burger presentations at Palomino. We envied the Kobe burger version (which cost twice the regular) at other tables seated around us. Regrettably, we all wished we had ordered the other version. The regular version was just okay. What turned me off was the chopped lettuce, the overly dry and salty fries.

Points for Originality

7 November 2007-
Ducca: 50 Third Street in San Francisco
http://www.duccasf.com/
Cost: $12.00 (bacon cheeseburger, fries included)

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It was part one of a two part farewell lunch session for my dear friend, best, burger enthusiast commentator a burger blogger could ever hope for. I made reservations at Ducca SF in downtown SF's Westin Hotel. At the time, Daniel Libeskind's Contemporary Jewish Museum was still under construction directly adjacent to the outside courtyard. I knew that this was going to be a unique plaza, and therefore, a prime location for this restaurant / bar and hence the perfect location for this lunch and burger survey.

There were seven of us, and we all order the Ducca burger which was very pleasing to my satisfaction. I decided to splurge on the sparkling water too, a decision which ended up costing me close to the cost of the burger (quite expensive for a bottle).

Verdict: Despite requesting a "medium-rare bacon cheeseburger", the burger patty seemed quite "meaty" and "a lot to take in" - also, it was quite "unusual". I think the seven of us debated whether this "meatloaf" burger was in fact a "burger". However, the presentation and polenta fries (which look and tasted kind of like french toast) were quite visually impressive. The patty was quite thick, but there was a lot of extra seasoning, and "infill" to the patty which my taste buds did not completely agree with.

Cool Sauce Holder

6 November 2007-
Custom Burger: 121 Seventh Street in San Francisco
Cost: $10.00 (angus bacon cheeseburger, fries extra)

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San Francisco is quite fortunate to have Morphosis (Pritzker Prize Award Winning Architecture Firm) design the new Federal Building. On a recent field trip to the area, I was surprised to see that the area, which I've previously referred to as "Crack Alley" is on the up and up. Hey, there's even this new burger joint right across the street called, "Custom Burger". When I noticed the good design sense and concept of this restaurant, as well as the location, I knew I had to make an effort to survey this burger establishment.

The next night, I brought my hunger with me, and hopped into the diner, to discover a full menu of 'customizable' burger options, including a choice of a '1/3 lb. Angus' patty or 'American Kobe Beef' - 'Lamb' or even 'Salmon'. As one can imagine, there's almost every type of cheese available and a range of fixings on par to some of the most creative salad bars. They even offer about a dozen mayos! However, each additional 'fixin'' above the standard is going to cost you. I think one of the marketing strategies of this business is to lure other burger enthusiasts back for more samplings, because it seems unimaginable to sample the full range of customizations from a single visit.

Verdict: I liked the presentation, in specific, there's this really nice condiment sauce holder integrated into the wire molded tray (see picture above). My immediate impression was that this tasted very similar to the Bistro Burger on Mission Street. Although, this is "Angus" and Bistro claims "Niman Ranch" the lean, daily massaged beef meat was not fatty enough for me. There was no taste, or it didn't quite reflect the qualities that I aspire a good a burger to be.

Mixed Reviews

5 October 2007-
21st Amendment: 563 Second Street in San Francisco
http://www.21st-amendment.com/
Cost: $11.45 (niman ranch bacon cheeseburger, onion hoops extra)

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Once upon a time, I came to 21st Amendment with an old coworker, fellow burger enthusiast and had a really good, chewy burger; except I failed to bring along the proper photo documentation device. A year later, I came back, except this time, with over six coworkers, and I'm not even sure half of these coworkers were even that into burgers in the first place. In fact, although they were all quite enthusiastic, they were also fairly new to the area, and seemed more distracted by the newness of the environment and weren't able to objectively, and earnestly critique the burger to critical standards, in my opinion.

Anyway, while several of them were boasting on how good their burgers tasted, I was quite dismayed by how inconsistent my previous burger tasted to my present survey.

Verdict: This bacon cheeseburger was distinctly different from my previous bacon cheeseburger, though I am almost positive that I ordered both burgers exactly the same, with the requisite bacon and cheese of my preference; cooked "medium-rare". This burger was prepared with a special, caramelized onion garnish with parsely or some exotic herbs that I couldn't quite discern. In anycase, this garnish was more of a distraction than a complement to the burger experience.

Happy Day

23 September 2007-
Company Picnic: Somewhere at Stinson Beach in San Francisco
Cost: N/A

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Any company picnic, wouldn't ever be complete without some good ol' BBQ with some burgers fired up on the grill. Except, my office does their parties 'right and proper'; hires the finest local caterers, specifies the freshest meat and produce and fixings around. I kept going at it with these burgers until I couldn't eat any more.

Chopped Lettuce

21 September 2007-
Royal Exchange: 301 Sacramento Street in San Francisco
http://royalexchange.com/
Cost: $10.85 (bacon cheeseburger, fries included)

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Royal Exchange boasts a large selection of beers on tap, and can be quite an action-packed, after-work, drinking-spot according to the locals and the business types in the San Francisco financial district. Lunch is no exception on a Friday, however, I was surprised that today's group of coworkers, fellow burger enthusiasts were able to snatch a booth with no wait. Again, I suggested we travel a little outside the two block radius from work in order to sample this new spot, but there were less of us today and I thought we'd be able to make it.

It seemed like an exercise in restraint and discipline, to be surrounded by so much alcohol, and not order a beer to go with the bar food. I'm sure we were all thinking that we could probably get away with a Heinekin Light or Sam Adams Light and no one would even get phased.

Anyway, Royal Exchange, which caters to the financial business types, has a full menu which is named according to business jargon. They serve up "blue chip" burgers, while their salads are referred to as "greenbacks" on their menu. In any case, there's basically two sizes of patties, the "Bear Market" is 1/3 lb. and the "Bull Market" is 1/2 lb.

Strangely, we all ordered the Bear Market Burger, even though in fact, I could sense that each of us could have easily handled the Bull 1/2 pounder based on our appetites and sheer burger enthusiasm.

Verdict: For those that know me, and know my principles, I just can't take a burger very seriously if there's chopped lettuce. Royal Exchange's Blue Chip burgers are served with chopped lettuce, a limp tomato and some fixings that aren't really all that carefully placed. On top of all that, the bun was so plain-jane and it wasn't even toasted, not even for a second.

Need I say more?

Bloody Drippings

11 September 2007-
Mel's Drive-In: 833 Mission Street in San Francisco
http://www.melsdrive-in.com/
Cost: $7.45 (bacon cheeseburger, fries extra)

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We had a new coworker recently join the office; and to test his burger enthusiasm, a group of us, true burger enthusiasts, went out to sample the Mel's Diner on Mission Street in SOMA San Francisco. For the loyal readership, you may recall that I previously sampled the Mel's in downtown Berkeley (see 3 December 2006 posting). I was excited to survey another Mel's Diner location, but because it exceeded the two block radius from work, I knew that the group of us would have to hustle there and back, and we'd even have to curtail the burger commentary before, during and after the meal if we were to make it back to the office in time.

The diner was almost packed to the max during this primetime lunch hour. Luckily, there was a group of tables that could accommodate our pack. Otherwise, we'd probably opt to separate or sit at the bar. I thought we were lucky, but knew that the ordering would have to be quick and efficient. I offered to order for the group to save time, but it seemed like it was everyone else's first time at Mel's, and there were quite a few burger permutations on the menu.

Verdict: Despite the quantity and complexity of our group's order, it seemed like the staff here were on top of things, clearly exuding their burger professionalism and attention to detail. My bacon cheeseburger, medium rare was oozing with blood and juices, and the cheese was carefully melted over the composition and sandwiched in between two very carefully toasted buns. I couldn't remember such a fantastic burger in such a long time.

It was also clear from our extended discussion and burger commentary which ensued that everyone else had an equally pleasurable burger experience. To top it off, the new coworker happens to share our/my enthusiasm.

Charcoal Broiler

3 September 2007-
Clarke's Charcoal Broiler: 615 West El Camino Real in Mountain View
http://www.clarkes.com/
Cost: $7.45 (bacon cheeseburger, fries extra)

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A former coworker, and fellow burger enthusiast, and native of the South Bay, once recommended I expand my burger horizons and survey Clarke's in the San Jose area. This leads me to inquire, what geographical boundaries actually define the Bay Area? Before pondering this question too long, I decided to appease my hunger sensations, and survey this burger joint, also considered to be a 'legendary' burger stand, withstanding the test of time, unchanged since they opened over 50 years ago.

There were also several generations of burger enthusiasts at Clarke's on this particular Labor Day Weekend. I wasn't quite sure whether it was coincidence or commonplace for this burger joint. It seemed there were several octogenarian or even nonagenarians in the mix, enjoying the moment and their burgers. The sight was an inspiration, to say the least.

Verdict: The presentation has much to be desired. Undoubtedly the burger stand has withstood the test of time; but one has to wonder whether the red plastic baskets which were served with the burgers have lasted equally as long. Also, how hygienic is the single layer of wax paper that separates these plastic baskets and the food?

However, I was quite fond of the smoky bacon and the charbroiled flavor from the grill, but desired a little more juices, since the patty itself was quite dry and overcooked.

Nice Interior

30 August 2007-
Salt House~: 545 Mission Street in San Francisco
http://www.salthousesf.com/
Cost: $15.00 (cheeseburger, onion rings included)
~ Honorable Mention

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Earlier in the week, a coworker, fellow burger enthusiast had sampled the Salt House Burger and recommended it highly. Although he's fairly new to the Bay Area, he did seem quite enthusiastic. Judging from the $$$ rating from online reviews, and the more upscale decor, I decided to invite a former coworker, fellow burger enthusiast to survey this burger and compare notes.

The interior exudes a very classy, lofty-restaurant aesthetic; not dissimilar to my own office, located about a block away. We were glad to be seated immediately, although we didn't have a reservation for that particular lunch. After surveying the menu, we both settled on the Salt House Burger. I was a little wary though, because my friend has a tendency to be a little unpredictable. Needless to say, it kind of defeats the purpose when I premise the lunch meeting as a new burger survey, and someone orders a non-burger menu item. Luckily, it didn't happen, this time. I requested mine medium-rare, my friend, glared at the server and insinuated in his mannerisms "as rare as bloody possible" as he typically does.

For some reason, I totally blanked, and forgot to order the requisite bacon. Also, the Salt House only offers one type of cheese, cheddar; and instead of fries, they offer a unique ball of deep-fried, salty onions, (for lack of a better description, see picture above).

After a pretty long wait, our orders arrived. I can attest that my "medium-rare" burger was grilled to my exacting expectations. It was a very tender, juicy patty, that oozed with just enough burger juices and had a good amount of color in the cross section. I can also attest, that my friend's "rare" burger was pretty bloody-red, but the cross section looked like a quality cut of steak you might expect at a fine steakhouse, rather than a wormy, raw-ground chuck you might get at a cheaper, institutional burger establishment.

The burger patty was one of the most tasteful, I've ever sampled. It was so tender that morsels of patty started to disengage from the patty into the third or fourth bite. Next, the bun started falling apart, and it was at about the midpoint when I had to attack the rest of the burger with a fork and knife. The specially seasoned pickle, also really didn't do it for me. But, all-in-all, a very fine burger.

Burger Oasis

26 August 2007-
T-Rex Burger Garden: 1300 Tenth Street in Berkeley
Cost: $5.00 (cheeseburger, no fries available)

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Well I actually had intended on sampling the menu at the new Kava Massih T-Rex Restaurant, located in Berkeley's Gilman District but stumbled across this Burger Oasis / Garden in the parking lot. The setting and menu is quite minimal. In fact, the only thing they offer is a signature $5 dollar burger (tax included) with an option of Gruyere or Cheddar. They don't have fries, but they have chips, and an assortment of drinks, including beer!

In addition, the T-Rex Burger Garden offers entertainment amenities, comparable to some of the most prestigious frat houses on Piedmont Avenue. There's an unwarped table tennis table, with some decent, thick rubber paddles, a foosball table, a chess/checkers set, and a gravel, regulation-size bocce ball court reminiscent of a minimalist Japanese Zen Garden.

From my personal observation, it's a shame that this Oasis-of-a-Burger Venue hasn't picked up. The concept and architecture detailing is executed very tastefully, in a very Kava-esque manner. I'm beginning to suspect that the honorable firm has an affinity towards burgers, having also built the Nation's Burger on University Avenue in Berkeley (see 16 July 2006 review).

Speaking of taste, the burger's not bad. Over the past handful of times I've eaten there, I would state that the burger patty is consistently salty, but the execution of the preparation of condiments, garnish and special sauce, contribute to a very satisfying burger experience. I would recommend this venue to any burger enthusiast / architecture admirer / game lover in the area.

Italian Style Burger

11 May 2007-
Milano Restaurant: 3425 Grand Avenue in Oakland
Cost: $7.00 (bacon cheeseburger, fries included)

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I've always wanted to try Milano's burger which is written about in the local burger enthusiast's community. They only offer it in their lunch menu, which is on weekdays only. On an off-Friday from work, I decided to survey their burger.

As the name of the restaurant might suggest, Milano Restaurant is an Italian restaurant. Furthermore, the owner manages to create a very authentic, and cultural atmosphere, and this is reflected in his charming personality and the way he greets and acquaints guests.

The "Milano Burger" it turns out, is served on an Italian Baguette with Mozzarella and tomatoes and sauteed onions as the primary ingredients. There was no lettuce on this particular burger. I also requested the requisite bacon.

Verdict: The burger didn't look substantial, but the meal was surprisingly filling. The meat was very high quality, more like a ground steak than a typical burger patty. The mozzarella and tomato combination really added a very distinct quality of flavors for this quite unique burger experience.

In-N-Out on Steroids

7 April 2007-
Holy Grill: 659 Townsend Street in San Francisco
http://www.holygrillsf.com/
Cost: $6.95 (meyer's ranch angus bacon cheeseburger, fries extra)

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Holy Grill is located in a section of San Francisco known to designers as SF Design Center's Showplace Square and Galleria. I've recently been contracting with Roche Bobois on a design project, which is just a couple of storefronts from Holy Grill.

It's not a very large restaurant, with very scarce seating. I worry about this, because I think business could really pick up if they expanded. To my knowledge, there's only one location.

Verdict: An excellent, excellent burger with tangy special sauce and extremely fresh ingredients. Reminiscent of 'In-N-Out' but with better, bigger ingredients. Highly recommended, good luck finding seating during peak hours though.

A Little Let Down

1 April 2007-
Darla's: 822 Irving Street in San Francisco
Cost: $6.95 (bacon cheeseburger, fries included)

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I heard so much hype about Darla's that I think my expectations were overly inflated. I read about their infamous shakes, the service, the burger patty quality, etc. which all added up to a pretty darn-good burger. However, when I arrived one Sunday evening, after the Sunset season-opener, I couldn't help but feel a little let down.

I was greeted by a drab ambiance, and the interior felt pretty empty and lonely. I ordered a bacon cheeseburger and a strawberry shake. Other than a french roll shaped bun, there was really nothing that extraordinary about the burger. I couldn't help but feel a little let down.

Ghetto Burger Fix

29 March 2007-
1/4 lb. Giant Burger: 22nd and Telegraph Avenue in Oakland
Cost: $4.95 (bacon cheeseburger, fries extra)

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It was the night after a big deadline at work, and I woke up past midnight jonesing for a burger. I drove over to the scary 1/4 lb. Giant Burger stand on 22nd and Telegraph. I've honestly never approached the place, it looks so ghetto in daylight, even more at night. It was open 24 hours, and I was hungry, so I thought I'd give it a try. The place is surprisingly well-lit at night, and does offer a safe-haven among the undeveloped, sparse urban land that surrounds it. It's really just a walk-up burger stand, with plenty of counter space at the window to chow down. I ordered their bacon cheeseburger and a strawberry shake.

The burger had a surprising amount of condiments, including ketchup and mustard with the mayo. I was expecting some ghetto mayo loaded on the burger, but the proportions of the mayo was pretty modest to my preference. The rest of the burger was pretty tasty. Nothing too extraordinary, but not bad tasting either.

When I finished, I realized that I found my new unpretentious, late night, local burger-fix - that tops the Berkeley Smokehouse in my book.

Ehhh....

3 March 2007-
Cafe Pirawan: 3238 Grand Avenue in Oakland
Cost: $7.50 (angus bacon cheeseburger, fries included)

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I was walking along Grand Avenue one day, and noticed the menu for Pirawan and their angus burgers. I was surprised by their menu selection which offered a range of burger options, and decided to duck in and give it a try.

As one knows, by mere mention of "Angus" implies a certain level of quality among burger enthusiasts. Therefore my expectations may have been a little higher. However, as I waited for the burger, I couldn't help but notice a corral of unrefrigerated condiments on top of the garbage can. Among them, were about four bottles of half-empty / half-full squeezable mayonnaise bottles. I didn't want to think about how long they were left out there.

Although the bun for the burger was very similar to Mo's in San Francisco, the burger itself was bland, and kind of uneventful. If you were to ask my opinion of their burger, I would probably give you my best Larry David impression; gesture a teetering hand and squirm an unenthusiastic: "ehhh" and be done with it.

Knife Infomercial

24 February 2007-
Adam's Burgers: 3401 Lakeshore Avenue in Oakland
Cost: $5.99 (bacon cheeseburger, fries extra)

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I don't really understand why I always think of Beaker and Dr. Bunsen Honeydew when I frequent Adam's Burgers on Lakeshore by Lake Merritt. I used to enjoy going to Adam's when I lived closer on the other side of the lake. They offer a wide range of burger combinations and they definitely load on the fixings. Adam's is also the only place that I recall that deliberately slices your burger in half to illustrate the cross-section as shown. It may be a way to visually differentiate the burger from other orders; or perhaps its a way to facilitate burger grappling due to an over-excess of condiments and fixings. Whatever the reason, I'm always pretty impressed with the type of knife that can achieve such precision and accuracy. In fact, I always mean to ask what kind of knife they use for my own personal kitchen repertoire.

Staple Diet for Students

10 February 2007-
Smokehouse: 3115 Telegraph Avenue in Berkeley
Cost: $4.20 (double cheeseburger, fries extra)

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I recall the days, when I used to live within walking distance of Smokehouse on the North Oakland and Berkeley border. Smokehouse became the staple of my starving-student diet. Burgers were about two dollars and change, and fries were about a dollar and change. Buns were always toasted perfectly, and the fries were consistently always battered perfectly and served piping hot. The patties seemed like your plain-jane quarter pound patties, but they were charbroiled on an open flame, with melted cheese and a very efficient way that document customizable condiments on your order. But you had to put up with a lot of factors that I've seem to outgrown.

Among them are the drunks, the crackheads, and the slimy/sticky seating decor. The experience of eating at Smokehouse is kind of like eating inside one of those "self-cleaning" toilets they have in San Francisco where they hose down the room after you leave and make a mess. When I go, I prefer the sunny days when there's an option to sit outside and bask in their lawn eating a burger like it was a summer BBQ.

Where's the Beef?

6 February 2007-
Flipper's: 2060 Mountain Boulevard in Montclair
Cost: $8.75 (bacon cheeseburger, fries included)

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I recently noticed this "Flipper's" in Montclair Village and thought I'd survey it. I had the suspicion that the name and logo of the sign was the same as the location in Hayes Valley (see 11 July 2006 survey), but I just dismissed it as a coincidence. It wasn't until I was seated and noticed a distinct similarity in the menu descriptions, when I connected the two chains. Consequently, I had a conversation with the Montclair Flipper's owner and discovered that the two locations used to be owned by the same person, until recently. The new owner kept the name and the menu, except he claims, his meat is better quality now.

As I mentioned before, a plain old bacon cheeseburger was not an option on the menu, so I ordered the bacon cheeseburger with avocado, but told them to hold the avocado. I chose "medium-rare" as the grilling preference.

Verdict: In contrast to the previous "Big Flipper" (at the Hayes Valley location) which was a 1/2 lb. patty, the standard patty is only 1/3 lb. It was late, and I thought that I'd be okay with the smaller patty. The patty that was served seemed disproportionate to the bun. Also, the bun was hardly toasted and soft. There was way too much bun relative to burger patty, and it was soft and squishy to hold. The experience was like eating a McDonald's cheeseburger where the patty taste gets overwhelmed by the bun. The fries were limp too.

Crowded Lunch

2 February 2007-
Burger Gourmet: 351 19th Street in Oakland
Cost: $5.99 (bacon cheeseburger, fries extra)

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Burger Gourmet in the Lake Merritt section of downtown Oakland is only open during the weekdays for breakfast and lunch. Although I've lived in the neighborhood for a couple of years, I've only eaten here once before. On my last Friday off from work, I decided to check it out again. It was lunch time, and the streets in downtown Oakland were bustling with the downtown Oakland work crowd that I rarely have the opportunity to see. Burger Gourmet was brimming with your typical nine to fivers, but they all seemed dressed down in their casual Friday uniforms eager for some burger action. I moseyed up to the counter and ordered their bacon cheeseburger with brie and specified "medium-rare" as the grilling preference. The place was packed, but I managed to grab an empty table at the back.

Verdict: Burger Gourmet serves a variety of different burger variations on their menu. It's one of those no-frills diners where your food is served fast and fresh at a reasonable price. I definitely enjoy brie on the burger; the bacon was crispy and the fixing fresh and wholesome. I also enjoyed the fries which were hot and crispy. It's a shame it's only open during the weekdays - specially serving the downtown Oakland lunch crowd.

Kid Friendly

26 January 2007-
Mo's Grill: 772 Folsom Street overlooking Yerba Buena Playground in San Francisco
http://www.mosgrill.com/
Cost: $7.75 (angus bacon cheeseburger, fries extra)

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On this cold, rainy, Friday afternoon, four coworkers, evidently all serious burger or just fries-and-shake enthusiasts walked over to the southwestern edge of Yerba Buena Gardens to survey Mo's Grill for some lunch time burger action. My expectations were a little low, tainted by my last visit a while back. I witnessed my server floss and pick her teeth with her nails for a few minutes before delivering my food to me. Nevertheless, I was determined to give Mo's another try.

There were a heck of a lot of kids in this section of Yerba Buena Gardens, outside of the Zeum Complex. Even on the cold, rainy, January afternoon, there were tons of them outside playing in the rain. Inside at Mo's, there were also tons of children seated with adults. I think it's probably the most kids I've seen at a restaurant at one time. I've deduced that Mo's seems like a kid-friendly restaurant offering a wide range of burger entrees for the adults and a generous menu kids probably really enjoy. Plus, it's practically the only restaurant with indoor seating at Zeum.

We all ordered burgers with different combinations. I, the requisite bacon cheeseburger, this time with their imported swiss cheese, grilled "medium-rare" and a side of fries. The Angus patties are flame-broiled, and pickles are available upon request.

Verdict: At first, I was a little distraught by the bun to patty ratio (see picture above). There were a good seven bites of strictly bun before I eventually bit into the patty. The bun, seemingly untoasted, was hardened on the outside but incredibly chewy and tasty on the inside. I also noticed a considerable amount of burger juices when eating the burger. I would definitely rate Mo's an enjoyable, and delectable experience.

Burger Professionalism

20 January 2007-
George's Giant Hamburger~: 1491 Newell Avenue in Walnut Creek
Cost: $6.10 (bacon cheeseburger, fries extra)
~ Honorable Mention

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George's Giant Burgers in Walnut Creek is a solid and consistent burger joint in the Bay Area Burger Community, in my opinion. The open kitchen and the highly professional cook staff really know what they're doing when it comes to burgers. The place always seems teeming and overflowing with locals, families and burger enthusiasts. Needless to say, the open kitchen and cozy diner aesthetic contribute to a great smelling room with great burger aroma.

A great commodity at George's is their condiment bar. It's constantly maintained, the chilled items seem properly chilled; the stocks of fixings continuously fixed, and restocked. If you're a pickle enthusiast, you'll likely enjoy the stacked-high tray of chilled pickles at the end of the bar.

Verdict: George's offers an unpretentious, no-frills, cozy burger diner appeal that caters great for families and burger enthusiasts alike. The burgers are very professionally prepared, the patties are extremely juicy and tasty, and the condiment bar is high quality over quantity. Even the buns were toasted to my liking. As I mentioned, George's also appeals well to pickle enthusiasts. I was also very impressed with the crispiness of the bacon.

Bun Petting

17 January 2007-
Burger Gourmet: 101 Spear Street #A13 in San Francisco
Cost: $8.45 (niman ranch bacon cheeseburger, fries and soda included)

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There's a Burger Gourmet in Oakland that I've been meaning to review, but there's also this Burger Gourmet in San Francisco's Rincon Center. Rincon Center food court has a wide selection of lunch eateries in the South of Market / Embarcadero business district. I doubt the two are related.

Burger Gourmet has a wide selection of burger combinations, offers a variety of cheeses and combo meals. It's efficiently quick service for lunches on the go. The open kitchen allows one to keep tabs on the cooks in the preparation process. This time, I was ogling the bun toasting process, waiting for my order to complete.

From what I had observed, Burger Gourmet utilizes a two-grill system; one grill for the burger patties (grilled to request), and the other for toasting the buns. The staff handling the buns, literally had a handle on my buns. While the separate bun toasting grill is clearly operating at a lower temperature, one member of the cook staff was petting my buns repetitively, as if to monitor the toasting process every five seconds or so.

Verdict: The first thing I checked was the bun toastiness, or the lack there-of. It was clear that the cook had some weird bun petting fetish, rather than monitoring the task at hand. Also, even though the burger patty was quite juicy and the fixings fresh, the burger was pretty average. However, the bun really let the burger down, in my opinion. And I'll never forget that guy and the way he handled my buns.

Interesting Palette

15 January 2007-
Cafe Rouge~: 1782 Fourth Street in Berkeley
http://www.caferouge.net/
Cost: $13.00 (niman ranch bacon cheeseburger, fries included)
~ Honorable Mention

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Cafe Rouge is located in Berkeley's Fourth Street shopping district. I often spend time perusing the book stores and design stores in the area, and always noticed that Cafe Rouge gets quite crowded on the weekends. This year, I had Martin Luther King Day off from work, and thought it would be an opportune time to survey the Rouge Burger.

To my surprise, the restaurant was still bustling when I arrived toward the latter portion of their lunch service, but I did manage to find a seat on the sunny patio, though it was a brisk January afternoon. Service was a bit slow, and the crowdedness further prevented me from tracking down my server for certain requests. I ordered their 1/2 lb. Niman Ranch Rouge Burger with bacon and aged cheddar with "medium-rare" as the grilling preference. About forty minutes later (no exaggeration) my order arrived.

My order was completely cold when it arrived. It was actually pretty ridiculous, did they forget about me? I wondered. Don't they know who I am? I opened my burger up and inspected the cold, untoasted 'bun' which highly resembled a potato-rosemary sourdough roll; there wasn't any mayonnaise. I requested mayo from two different servers but had no response from either of them. It wasn't until I actually tracked down my original server that I got a side of mayo. I could finally commence.

Verdict: Well, I certainly didn't want Cafe Rouge's inherently poor service to dampen the actual burger review. Despite the "cold" burger and similarly "cold" service, the burger patty was surprisingly tasty. The Rouge Burger has a very unique, seasoned patty with an interesting palette for the taste buds. The combination of flavors was sensational. The bun though cold and untoasted, held up to the extremely juicy patty - and also held it's own in combination with the other tastes I experienced. I would definitely try this burger again to indulge in these exquisite flavors. Despite the serving temperature of the entree and the lack of service I would still recommend the Rouge Burger for other burger enthusiasts.

For the Record

19 December 2006-
Nation's Giant Hamburgers: 317 Broadway in Oakland
http://www.nationsrestaurants.com/
Cost: $5.30 (bacon cheeseburger, fries extra)

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In all my qualified years of burger surveying and burger research, I've definitely noticed some strong, loyal fans of Nation's Giant Burgers in the Bay Area. Nation's has been around for a while, and although I never experienced first-hand the early years, I do recognize that they were possibly once great (with limited competition), but expansion has led their TQM to suffer. The same comparison can be drawn from In-N-Out's success. Although I'm a huge fan, I can't expect every burger flipper in uniform to carry the same dedication as someone who's devoted their whole life, flipping burgers and managing the quality standards for positive reviews, good ratings and consequently good business.

Verdict: First of all, I'm not a huge fan of the packaged burger upon presentation. Even though I specified to dine-in, I still get a completely wrapped burger on a tray. Although I don't stage my burgers, you'll just have to trust me that I didn't snatch a few fries between receiving my order and unwrapping the burger for photo-documentation.

The proportions and assemblage of the burger just weren't to my liking. 96% percent of the time, the lettuce is on the outside next to the bun, in order to properly sheath the bun from burger juices. The Nation's burger instead had an onion slice, seven tomato slices and a chunky lettuce bunch, and ghetto-crappy mayonnaise that overwhelms the proportions. I could go on, but for the record - I've eaten at a few different Nation's in the Bay Area and they all suck, they all suck big time.

Enthusiastic Burger Discussion

18 December 2006-
Louie's Bar and Grill: 55 Stevenson Street in San Francisco
Cost: $8.00 (bacon cheeseburger, fries included)

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Often I'll go out with some coworkers, fellow burger enthusiasts, on a lunch outing to survey burgers. But since I recently started a new job, it's been somewhat difficult to discern the burger interest level among my peers. With that said, six other coworkers go out to lunch intending to grab some Yank Sing Dim Sum. The place is crowded and we don't have a reservation. We head over two storefronts down to Louie's Bar and Grill. We all order burgers. What are the chances?

I've noticed a direct correlation between burger enthusiasts and enthusiastic burger discussion. Often the two go hand in hand, one hand on the burger, of course. Actually there's little else that can please my heart other than some candid, enthusiastic burger discussion.

Louie's is a hole in the wall on Stevenson Street, an alley South of Market (SOMA). It's actually a bar, but they serve food during lunch time. Louie's is also within the two block radius from work, so I was anxious to have the opportunity to sample the burger.

Verdict: The burger discussion awaiting the burger order was certainly enthusiastic, in my opinion. I wish we could have carried the momentum, but the review goes downhill after the first bite. It was certainly delicious at first. One could really taste the charbroiled patty and a nicely toasted bun. However, I thought that my patty was on the dry side, maybe a medium. My coworker, fellow burger enthusiast friend, who also ordered a bacon cheeseburger had a different review. In happenstance, he ordered a bacon cheeseburger with "medium" as the grilling preference, while I too ordered the bacon cheeseburger with the requisite "medium-rare" as the grilling preference. Coincidentally, he thought it was cooked a perfect medium-rare.

Seven coworkers walk into a bar and all order burgers with different combinations and grilling preference requests. What are the chances that the wait staff might mix up an order or two? I'm going to have to give Louie's another survey at a later date, next time with a more controlled surveying environment.

Soggy but Good

17 December 2006-
Burgermeister: 86 Carl Street in San Francisco
http://www.burgermeistersf.com/
Cost: $8.75 (niman ranch bacon cheeseburger, fries included)

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Those who know me, know that a burger bun's "structural integrity" is an important criterion of a "good" burger, in my opinion. First, there's the issue of etiquette; and then there's the sloppiness factor to consider; plus there's also taste. Ideally, there's a perfect balance of these considerations and more to take into account. I'm not going to go into specifics to detail the evaluation process, but I'll just summarize by saying that there's a nebulous "subjective" factor that also comes into play which may appear to contradict the aforementioned "objective" analysis.

If "burgers" are my "comfort-food", then Burgermeister's interior decor definitely emulates what I consider to be "comfortable". The locations I've visited all seem to have warm, wood interiors, with the cozy feeling of an English tavern. In addition to serving up Niman Ranch meat, they also have Dreyer's shakes and a handful of quality beers on tap.

Verdict: Consistency, is what I've grown to expect at Burgermeister. Expect to loosen a notch on your belt as you engulf a hearty and soggy burger with a Dreyer's shake. Although the bun isn't toasted to my exacting specifications, the burger maintains integrity. As the title suggests, the Burgermeister burger is soggy but good - just don't put it down when you're eating it.

Crispy and Crunchy

16 December 2006-
Pollo's: 100 Berkeley Square in downtown Berkeley
Cost: $4.19 (bacon cheeseburger, fries extra)

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Pollo's is in between the downtown Berkeley BART Station, and the Cutaway: 1985 Shattuck Avenue, my regular spot for cutting hair over the past few years. As far as I'm concerned, the Cutaway has a couple of the most talented hair stylists on this side of the Bay, and charges very reasonable prices. Anyway, back to the survey...

Pollo's sign reads: "Burritos, Burgers, BBQ Chicken and More". I don't frequent Pollo's often, but on this particular Saturday afternoon, I decided to revisit the diner. There's a substantial varied menu mounted on the wall at the entry that doesn't appear to have changed over the past few decades, and reflects pre-inflated prices.

I ordered the bacon cheeseburger, fries unfortunately are not included. If I recall correctly, a single patty burger is around the three dollar range, which stacks up to be one of the most reasonably priced burgers in my survey. Because of the range of cuisine, everything is made to order, and for better or worse, the order took a little longer than I expected.

Verdict: When it was time, the cook personally brought out the order, and I was pretty impressed by the wholesome presentation, especially the piping hot and crispy fries. The burger was stacked with fixings, but as one can presume from the picture, the patty was meager and of the thin variety.

To be honest, I'm not a huge fan of tomatoes on a burger, but the tomatoes on the Pollo's burger were fresh and crisp. The slices were also cut in half, and were plentiful and quite delicious. The other fixings were fresh, and the bun also nicely toasted. Despite the thin over cooked patty, the burger was wholesome, and fresh.

Smells like Elephant

8 December 2006-
Quinn's Lighthouse: 1951 Embarcadero in Oakland
http://www.quinnslighthouse.com/
Cost: $12.00 (niman ranch bacon cheeseburger, fries included)

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Admittedly, I may have been a little under dressed for the "dining room" at Quinn's Lighthouse. I was told it was reserved for a private party. I was redirected upstairs to the "pub" where I was assured, the menu was exactly the same. The upstairs was a stark contrast to the frilly, upscale decor of the "dining room" downstairs. It literally "smelled like elephant", with at least a full days of peanut shells, thrown on the ground. Plus, there were drunks hanging off the wall. Well, I wasn't completely drunk yet, so these were my first impressions.

The place was pretty packed, and I ended up scoring a table that they brought inside from the rain. My plastic patio chair was still wet, however. Despite all this, I was trying to stay focused on the Niman Ranch burger I was here to survey.

Quinn's Lighthouse boasts a very significant menu which includes a variety of steaks and seafood options to pasta and salads. Also, they've got the largest selection of beer that I am aware of in the East Bay. There's eight on tap on nitro and some fifty-plus others in bottles. I was tempted to order a steak or some seafood, but I ordered Quinn's "Big Niman Ranch burger - smothered with sauteed onions"; a sizable 10 ounce patty with bacon and swiss; I chose "medium-rare" as the grilling preference.

Verdict: The burger smelled a delicious flame broiled aroma. The mayonnaise I requested, however came in packets. The first bite was pretty tasty, but the patty was a little too dry for my liking. The bun crust was also quite flaky, and due to the lack of toastiness, contributed to the eventual disassemblage of the burger midway through the meal. Don't know if I recommend the burger, but it might be a nice bar to check out at the Oakland Marina when the weather's nice.

It's About Time

3 December 2006-
Mel's Diner: 2240 Shattuck Avenue in Berkeley
Cost: $9.99 (bacon cheeseburger, fries included)

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Actually, I don't have anything real positive to report about my dining experience at Mel's in Berkeley. However, I noticed that the establishment disconnected the mini-juke boxes mounted at each booth. Come on people, I'll let the whole '50's diner aesthetic slide (even though we're in the 21st century) - but it's about time those juke boxes were decommissioned. I stopped listening to '50's music way back - before I was born. Instead, Mel's was bumping some lively hip-hop.

So I noticed after I got seated that I didn't have a place setting. But I heard the cling and clang of silverware behind me, so I figured I'd get some with my meal. I ordered their bacon cheeseburger "medium-rare" with a side of fries and a strawberry shake. Regrettably, I should have asked for a place setting when I had the chance.

Verdict: My order arrived without any mayo, and it took me a while to chase down my server and request it. By the time I was served the mayo, I realized again that I didn't have a place setting; and I wasn't about to hunt down my server again. So I just plopped the mayo on my burger and commenced.

My fries were a mixture of half golden-crispy, half uncooked-cold. Unfortunately, I couldn't tell the difference from the outside, so it was sort of gamble eating them. I ended up eating all of my fries, and using the principles of deductive reasoning - concluded that I was served about half golden-crispy, half uncooked-cold.

After the fries consumption, I picked up my burger. Whoa (I thought), this burger is huge! - when I lifted it up. I had to use two hands to get a good handle on it. I took my first bite, and saw just a little juice drip out the end, and that was it. The juice wasn't a bloody stream, instead it was more the color and density of cooking oil - yellowish and translucent.

I analyzed the cross section of the patty and realized a haunting similarity between this patty and an earlier burger experience at Beale Street Bar and Grill (23 June 2006 review). It looked cooked on the outside, but it was raw and dry on the inside. I continued eating the burger out of disbelief - again I was hoping the taste would improve by the time I finished. Unfortunately, it was just poorly cooked all around.

"Burger Nirvana"

1 December 2006-
B Restaurant and Bar*: 720 Howard Street overlooking Yerba Buena Gardens in San Francisco
http://www.boxedfoodscompany.com/boxed/main.html
Cost: $12.00 (angus bacon cheeseburger, fries included)
* Denotes gmeow76's current top reviewed burger

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"Burger Nirvana" - the feeling or state of being one experiences after eating this burger.

I didn't make this phrase up; (I wish I did) - but someone a lot wiser and more experienced than me used it to describe the burger at B Restaurant and Bar. It just so happens, he's also a coworker, fellow burger enthusiast, and a fellow college colleague.

It was a beautiful Friday afternoon, and four of us at work decide to grab some burgers. I had another place in mind to try, but I saw B Restaurant and Bar, the aluminum metal clad building, perched upon Yerba Buena terrace, with a wide expansive view of downtown, high-rises, the Metreon, and thought: this is heaven. The architectural detailing, and selection of furniture beckons sophistication, the ambiance exudes style. Or maybe vice-versa. In anycase, I'm not an expert when it comes to this high-brow culture, but I do know a "good" burger when I see and taste one.

Due to my delay in leaving the office, and in order to hopefully expedite things, we placed our orders (4 bacon cheeseburgers with Tillmanook Cheddar) as soon as we got our seats. About a half hour into the meal - and still no entrees, we each began to suspect something was odd about the service. I mean, if we all ordered medium-well or well-done burgers I can understand the delay, but we all order medium or medium-rare, this shouldn't take so darn long!

Patience is a virtue and perfection can't be rushed***.

Verdict: Admittedly, I was pretty darn hungry by the time the orders came through. But I was immediately impressed by the presentation. It looked as if each french fry was individually placed and assembled with exacting precision (using serving tongs). It also looked as if each salt rock was individually placed and assembled on each fry with exacting precision (using surgical tweezers). The unique roll was toasted to perfection, definitely over-toasted than your usual average-joe bun, but by no means burnt. The onions were diced and carefully balanced on a plump heirloom tomato. The patty was served on a bed of special sauce (could possibly be honey dijon of the finest quality). The applewood bacon was packed high and dry. The baby gem lettuce looked very happy and fresh.

In other words, the burgers took time to prepare. And in my book, presentation counts. Of course, the burger at B Restaurant and Bar has everything going for it.

Here's where I'm really going to lose it, trying to describe the burger. I honestly don't think there are words in the English language that can adequately describe the experience. It is definitely something that needs to be experienced first hand, preferrably in silence. Here's four guys yapping away, and then for five whole minutes - complete silence while we're each individually savoring each burger morsel; every tender, fresh, burger morsel like it was heaven.

"Burger Nirvana" indeed. And, the place is within a two-block radius of work.

*** That's about as good as my quotes get.

::SPECIAL LOS ANGELES SURVEY::

24 November 2006-
Real Food Daily: 514 Santa Monica Boulevard in Santa Monica
http://www.realfood.com/
Cost: $12.95 (vegan bacon cheeseburger, side salad included)

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I've been getting a few requests to start reviewing other types of burgers, other than the standard 'bacon cheeseburger'. I just wanted to take the time to assure the burger purists out there, by no means am I 'selling-out'. It's just once in a while, I might throw in a random review here and there just to quell and satisfy my 'other' supporters' cravings for "healthier" burgers.

I happened to be in the Los Angeles area for Thanksgiving holiday, and had an opportunity to review a vegan bacon cheeseburger at Real Food Daily, "New World Vegan Cuisine" in Santa Monica. Based solely on the multitude and quality of reviews on the restaurant's website, I was expecting a very high caliber meal. I arrived during lunch time on the day after Thanksgiving, and the place was bustling.

Verdict: As mentioned, my expectations were certainly high (just read the reviews on the website). I ordered the RFD burger with "the works" which added tempeh bacon and avocado. I was imagining my best veggie burger to date. Instead I was served something completely different from what I imagined.

I guess I wasn't expecting a hard, untoasted bun with a red play-doh shaped patty with this cheesy imitation vegan-cheese sauce sloppily squirted on the burger - so sloppily it flopped onto the edge of the plate. As many of my readers will know, I don't "stage" my photo-documentation, and I try to capture how the burger was served before me as accurately as possible.

Although the bun definitely did not lack structural integrity, I wonder if the establishment realized actually how stale the bread was. The patty, more of a puree (which resembled play-doh in color and consistency) immediately squished out of the sides upon handling. I ended up scooping the patty with a fork and eating the bun completely separate. Needless to say, the burger was not even dressed with any condiments, except for the tomato and avocado (no lettuce) unless you count the salad with tahini sauce. The ketchup, which I presume to be organic (read 13 August 2006: Too Healthy review) was served on the side, despite the lack of fries.

The burger was definitely not a favorable, nor flavorable experience. Maybe healthy food isn't really supposed to taste "good". I had the opportunity to sample a couple of other dishes that afternoon as well, and I will conclude that RFD does not meet my expectations.

Asian Flare

12 November 2006-
Sparky's Giant Burgers: 4120 Redwood Road in Oakland
Cost: $6.00 (double bacon cheeseburger, fries extra)

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Sparky's is tucked in a quaint shopping center in the Oakland Hills, and would have gone unnoticed had it not been a recommendation from a fellow burger enthusiast recently. The diner is sort of a dive, but there's a walk-up window and an abundance of outdoor seating. I would have chose the outdoor seating had it not been for the November chill and the burger smoke emanating from the grill and diminishing any chance of capturing the natural light for a quick photo op.

In addition to a variety of burger combinations, Sparky's also prepares tempura battered onion rings and zucchini. The specialized menu which is distinctly Asian-American also includes a fish burger and teriyaki chicken. Today, I settled on ordering a "Giant" cheeseburger which includes 2 thin patties with Virginia bacon. I also ordered a side of fries, after debating whether or not to try the tempura batter. I suppose there's next time.

Verdict: The burger was surprisingly juicy and tasty. The patties have a distinct charbroiled, smoky flavor. The fries are fresh-cut and chewy. Sparky's is sort of a dive, but it's nicer than most. I can just imagine how nice it would be to sit in their outdoor seating and enjoy their burgers on a warm day. I'm definitely looking forward to trying other items off their menu in the future.

Quality Bread

27 October 2006-
Downtown Restaurant~: 2102 Shattuck Avenue in Berkeley
http://www.downtownrestaurant.com/
Cost: $11.50 (niman ranch cheeseburger, fries included)
~ Honorable Mention

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I've had the burger at Downtown Restaurant in Berkeley a couple of years ago, and was anticipating a review for ages. The quality of food is up there with "Chez Panisse and Bay Wolf" according to the restaurant's website, but of course, I've only sampled their burgers. They've also got an impressive bar and a stage for live music. Today, I ordered just a cheeseburger, "medium-rare"; if I recall correctly the cheese was: "yech" (but I could be mistaken by the spelling).

Verdict: The experience of dining at Downtown is impeccable (for what it's worth, according to my own standards). The bread is truly sensational. I don't even believe it was toasted, but it was at a perfect consistency and chewiness. The quality of meat was great too. I think it was the best "niman-ranch" burger surveyed thus far. Everything about the meal was quality; highly recommended.

Fully Stocked (Condiment) Bar

13 October 2006-
Slider's Diner: 1204 Sutter Street in San Francisco
Cost: $6.25 (bacon cheeseburger, onion rings extra)

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The condiment bar at Slider's is comparable to many salad bars in the financial district. It's really got everything you could imagine dressing a burger with, such as olives, sprouts, eggs, carrots, radishes and beets. Maybe it is a salad bar, and the ingredients aren't meant to be added to the burger. Regardless, you can literally get your money's worth by coming here and loading up on the condiments.

The burger is not meager by any means. I ordered their bacon cheeseburger with provolone and chose "rare" as the grilling preference and a side of onion rings. The burger (as photographed above) did not have the pile of fixings I loaded on afterwards. The mound of bacon was also tremendous, and I had a little difficulty at first, grappling the burger and attempting to fit it in my mouth.

Verdict: The burger was definitely "rare" and oozed plenty of burger juices. I noticed that the bun wasn't really properly toasted, but I presumed that a lot of water inherent in the vegetables contributed as much to the overly soggy bun as the burger juices. It's times like this, that I wish I had properly assembled the burger (given the fact that there was a condiment bar and I chose the toppings and their placement).

For future reference, I would highly recommend that burgers highly susceptible to overflowing burger juices are properly sheathed with two layers of a semi-impermeable vapor barrier. I would suggest that one sheaths the immediate inside layers of the bun with a continuous lettuce leaf. In theory, any moisture from the patty will be redirected outside without ever penetrating the lettuce membrane to the bun. Another suggestion would be to cook the patty drier or to actually properly toast the bun. I can't stress this enough guys, bun toasting not only makes the burger taste better, it also decreases the susceptibility of soggy burger buns.

Anyway, the condiment bar at Slider's is definitely an added incentive to the burger experience. However a decent burger, I wish the patty itself had a little more flavor.

Cafeteria Style Steak House

13 October 2006-
Tad's Steakhouse: 120 Powell Street in San Francisco
http://www.tads-steakhouse.com/
Cost: $5.79 (cheeseburger, includes salad and baked potato)

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There was a time in my adolescence when I distinctly recall the sensory experience of York Steak House, a popular steak house chain on the East Coast. The experience of eating there was more than just about the food, the steaks, salads, the baked potatoes and desserts. I also remember the maze-like labyrinth of a line, with wood panelling and steak memorabilia and other props which resembled a fortress or a castle. The line seemed to meander endlessly for about an hour during prime time dinner hours. Once you are fortunate enough to arrive to the front, everyone picks up a tray, their utensils, steak knives and napkins and then enter the service line where one is given the freedom of choosing their entrees in classic buffet style, except it seemed more like an embellished and longer cafeteria line. The line moved at a snail's pace, so that you could order your steak and grilling preference, and have it served to you by the time you made it to the cash register.

I think it was a great business strategy - force hungry people into a line, as dense and long as an amusement park line, deprived of any visual stimulation and fresh air; and wait. After an hour, shepard them into another line, except force feed them with the most delicious, visual, olfactory and aural stimulation and let them go bananas choosing already prepared dishes to choose from and have them pay before they get a table, before they realize maybe they already got too much food, which is most oftentimes the case.

The experience of being served at Tad's Steakhouse is similar enough to ignite some nostalgia. Except, rather there's no visual, or olfactory anticipation as you wait in each of the staged holding chambers. Instead, potential diners are greeted with a simple, plain menu (it's a steakhouse, but they only have one cut of steak, 'Tad's Special Cut') and you can catch a glimpse of the gaudy (not Gaudi) art-deco, neo-trash interior. If you're lucky, you'd turn right around and walk out the door.

For the not so fortunate ones, on your immediate left are the trays and utensils, and a sign that reads, "napkins located at tables". Therefore, one's forced to place the utensils directly on the trays for more than '3 seconds'. Personally, I'd feel a little better if I had one or two layers of napkin for separation.

Verdict: As my introduction conveys, the menu at Tad's is very limited, and basic. There's basically only one burger, one type of cheese, no bacon, no fries and no requisite condiments. Although all the tables are equipped with an array of bottled condiments, the mayo (upon request) comes in squeezable packages. All orders (entrees) are served with a baked potato and an institutional salad mix; very similar to the kind served at public schools and prisons.

I could taste the open-flamed charbroiled patty from the first bite. But as the meal progressed however, I was thinking about how similar the burger tasted to a McDonald's cheeseburger. Tad's is really more of a dive than a "steakhouse". The experience of eating there is like a time capsule from the fifties. I doubt much has changed about the decor, or their menu over the years. The food is reasonably priced however, just don't expect much if you go.

French Roll Bun

13 September 2006-
The Fly Trap Restaurant: 606 Folsom Street in San Francisco
http://flytraprestaurant.com/home.html
Cost: $13.75 (bacon cheeseburger, fries included)

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It's been a pretty long hiatus since my last review. Ironically I had a couple of great opportunities to review some substantial burgers, but failed to bring along the necessary photo documentation equipment. Today, however, I was prepared. I joined a new coworker (fellow burger enthusiast) to The Fly Trap Restaurant; within a 2 block radius from my new work location (2 1/2 blocks away from my old work location).

The restaurant is pretty upscale. My friend refers to it as "experimental"; for example one of the entree's is Calf's Brains. Feeling pretty reserved, we both indulged in their cheeseburger; I however, requested the requisite bacon. As for grilling preference, I specified "medium-rare".

Verdict: We both agreed that the grilling preference is slightly overcooked per the grilling specification. For example, mine was more "medium than medium-rare" and my coworker's was more "medium-well than medium". We both also agreed that the fries were sensational, and very delicious. The "experimental" nature of the restaurant presented the burger with a delicious french roll and butter lettuce. Also, it didn't come with any condiments other than mustard on the side, which kind of threw me off. The fries were sensational, but the burger was a little too avant garde.

Best in a While

2 September 2006-
Burger Depot: 1116 Solano Avenue in Albany
Cost: $5.25 (bacon cheeseburger, fries extra)

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Burger Depot is a very nondescript sort of divey restaurant in lower Solano Avenue in Albany run by a very friendly 'mom and pop'. I was the only one in the place on a late Saturday evening, and presumably the owners executed TQM over my burger, and this was definitely reflected in the burger experience.

The burger was served, piled high with fixings and perfectly golden fries. Everything else about the burger met my criteria and then some: toasted bun, crunchy bacon, bermuda onions, a juicy patty grilled about medium-rare by default, (no grilling preference specification), a fat tomato and swiss cheese.

I caught the 'pop', the primary burger preparer observe the thorough photo documentation process, and my enthusiastic ingestion of this burger feast with an amiable smirk on his face. I knew he knew what's up, and I also knew he knew I knew what's up.

Napkin Art

1 September 2006-
Mama's Royal Cafe: 4012 Broadway in Oakland
http://www.mamasroyalcafeoakland.com/
Cost: $9.00 (niman ranch bacon cheeseburger, including side salad)

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I had lunch with a friend on Friday, and couldn't pass up an opportunity to indulge in another burger. Ironically, he's one of the only friends who isn't an FBE (fellow burger enthusiast). In any case, Mama's is a spacious diner in between Piedmont Avenue and Rockridge. It's another one of those places that represents a good cross section of the diversity in Oakland. I think the staffs all got some serious style too. Mama's also has an annual napkin art contest where contestants can win up to 300 dollars cash in prizes and free meals.

Today I ordered Mama's Niman Ranch 1/3 lb. bacon cheeseburger with Jarlsburg and a side salad. I specified "medium-rare" as the grilling preference.

Verdict: Although I was initially impressed by the presentation; note those ski shaped strips of bacon. I was a little disappointed by the choice of bun, and lack of toastiness. Because of the lack of toastiness, the bun easily fell apart when handling the burger and contributed to the somewhat overall dry experience. The bacon and salad were great, however.

Loads of Fixings

31 August 2006-
Fat Apple's: 1346 Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard in North Berkeley
Cost: $8.10 (bacon cheeseburger, onion rings extra)

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Fat Apple's typically gets way crowded for weekend brunch. Today I arrived at a hair before noon, and managed to get a decent table. Shortly afterwards though, the clientele just seemed to start flocking in. I ordered a bacon cheeseburger with their longhorn cheddar and a side of onion rings. Apparently their default grilling preference is medium-well, therefore I opted for a "medium-rare" instead.

Verdict: The meal was initially served without the requisite bacon. After I requested it, the staff piled a pretty significant stack of bacon on a plate. I was also very impressed by the loads of fixings: the mound of cheddar was enormous, three plump tomato slices, three full bermuda onion chops, a couple of long lettuce leaves, thoroughly toasted buns, did I mention the huge stack of bacon?

The patty was only decent, but still pretty good. It was cooked pretty rare, to my liking. The loads of fixings really set the meal straight. Yes, those are onion rings, and they're absolutely fabulous.

"Rare" Please, not "Raw"

30 August 2006-
Rudy's Can't Fail Cafe: 4081 Hollis Street in Emeryville
http://www.rudyscantfailcafe.com/
Cost: $8.95 (bacon cheeseburger, fries included)

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Today, I was on a quest to find the elusive Red Robin in the South Bay, to no luck. On my way back to headquarters, I swung by Rudy's Can't Fail Cafe as a past recommendation from another burger enthusiast (BE).

Admittedly, I was pretty famished by the time I arrived at Rudy's. As it happened, dinner at Rudy's would be my first meal of the day. I ordered their bacon cheeseburger with swiss and chose fries as the side. As for grilling preference, I specified "rare".

Verdict: My first impression of the burger was the complexion of the patty. I have never seen the outside of a hamburger patty served at such a pale, pink hue. The rest of the burger looked really limp, including a meager portion of bermuda onions, and really sparce presentation of fries. Also, the bun was only lightly toasted.

In comparison to the two past burgers, Rudy's burger is really no contest. The "rare" patty at Rudy's was very dry and bland. The fries tasted exactly like Carls Jr.'s fries.

Burger Juices Galore

29 August 2006-
Val's Burgers~: 2115 Kelly Street in Hayward
Cost: $7.25 (bacon cheeseburger, fries extra)
~ Honorable Mention

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I rolled up to the diner mid-afternoon on a Tuesday and was surprised to see that the parking lot was packed to the max. Inside, most of the seats were taken with the exception of a couple of seats at the counter. I sat at the end of the counter with direct line of sight to the grill, and the mesmerizing bun toasting carousel machine. I've seen bun toasting carousels before, but none as large and sophisticated as the one that towered in front of me. Its apparent that the manufacturer of this highly-advanced piece of equipment has truly deduced the art of bun toasting to a science.

I was also salivating over the burger patties on the flame charbroil grill. I could observe the burger flipping process, and watched first-hand the skill and ease in which the cooks were preparing burgers. I could sense that the staff were real burger professionals. Today, I ordered a Mama Burger, a 1/2 lb. chuck patty with bacon and swiss, grilled "rare", and a side of fries. Val's also serves 1/3 lb. patties and 1 lb. patties.

Between the time my order arrived and the time I finished the photo documentation process; I observed that the patty had morphed and oozed out a substantial amount of burger juices. I don't think I have seen so much juice from a burger before, and admittedly I was a little scared. I decided to take a cross section, in order to dispel any suspicion I had that the patty was still alive. Let's just say, I am thankful that the fries came in a basket and weren't on the plate of burger juice.

Verdict: Val's "rare" Mama's Burger is the juiciest burger I have ever experienced thus far. The meat was really delicious, and the bacon and fixings were also very good. I was a little wary of the bun, which didn't look adequate enough to accommodate the massiveness of the patty. Fortunately, the perfectly toasted bun had enough structural integrity to handle the magnitude of the patty.

I really loved this burger, but it's more of a dive than a gourmet burger restaurant. Highly, highly recommended. Caveat: the side of fries is enormous.

Tastes as Good as it Looks

28 August 2006-
Eccolo~: 1820 Fourth Street in Berkeley
http://www.eccolo.com/
Cost: $13.00 (aged niman ranch bacon cheeseburger, tuscan fries extra)
~ Honorable Mention

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I've been waiting a pretty long time to survey the Eccolo burger. Eccolo, located in the 4th Street shopping district in Berkeley, fosters a great environment for socializing and people watching. It happened to be the first day of my jobless vacation, and I had great company to share the amazing afternoon sunshine with.

Eccolo is definitely not a burger joint with unlimited toppings and combinations. Rather, it offers "aged Niman Ranch...grilled over mesquite" beef with a limited selection of quality add-ons including caramelized onions, apple-smoked bacon, heirloom tomatoes, and cheddar or Pt. Reyes blue cheese. Today I opted for the burger with bacon and cheddar. Medium-rare, is the default grilling preference.

Verdict: Despite the charred markings on the bun, I felt the bread was a quality roll, but it wasn't nearly toasted enough. The rest of the burger, however was sensational. The hand shaped patty was quality and the bacon was bursting with newfound flavors. Also, the burger came with a handful of pickles to cover the patty area a couple of times-fold.

If it weren't for the untoasted bun, this could possibly be the best burger. However, still a very highly recommended experience.

Famous for Ribs?

27 August 2006-
Tony Roma's: 55 Washington Street at Jack London Square in Oakland
http://www.tonyromas.com/files/home.asp
Cost: $7.99 (bacon cheeseburger, two sides included)

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I spent the better part of Sunday afternoon drinking beers and reading outside at Heinold's First and Last Chance Saloon at Jack London Square. When it was time for dinner, I moseyed over to Tony Roma's to check to see whether they served burgers. I understand the restaurant is "famous" for their ribs - though it's a national chain; honestly I'm not much of a rib fan. Fortunately, they also served burgers. I ordered a bacon cheeseburger with swiss and a side of fries and corn.

Verdict: When my order arrived, I instinctually dove into the corn and the fries, which is typically the process. The corn on the cob was delicious, and the garlic fries were light and crispy. By the time I was ready for the burger, I realized there weren't any condiments on the burger, it was also missing the bacon, and the bun wasn't toasted.

The quality of the patty was pretty decent, but I seriously thought the sides were a much more enjoyable experience. Unfortunately, a toasted bun versus an untoasted bun can make or break an enjoyable burger experience, in my opinion.

Last Lunch at Work with my Fellow Burger Enthusiasts

25 August 2006-
Beale Street Bar and Grill: 133 Beale Street at Mission Street (SOMA/Financial District) in San Francisco
http://www.bealestreetsf.com/
Cost: $6.25 (bacon cheeseburger, includes fries)

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It was the final lunch with coworkers of my job of the past five years. Twelve other coworkers (fellow burger enthusiasts) treated me to Beale Street Bar and Grill (my consistent favorite within a 2 block radius from work). Everyone ordered burgers, which really pleased my enthusiasm. Actually, the sight brought tears to my eyes.

They're the best coworkers (fellow burger enthusiasts) a burger blogger could ever hope for. I will miss them all dearly.

Condiment Selection

24 August 2006-
Clown Alley: 42 Columbus Avenue in San Francisco
Cost: $6.30 (bacon cheeseburger, fries extra)

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Once again, gotta give props to my coworkers for recommending another lunch burger outing, this time to Clown Alley in the North Beach / Financial District. The joint used to be within a two block radius from our old office, now the trek was approximately one mile from the new office location.

In any case, Clown Alley has a very efficient lunch service, where burgers are served in literally seconds after you place your order. Clown Alley serves high-flamed broiled burgers at a consistent medium, which is quite juicy and flavorful nonetheless. Today, I ordered the bacon cheeseburger with a side of fries.

Verdict: Just for the record, Clown Alley happens to be a coworker's (fellow burger enthusiast's) favorite burger joint in San Francisco. Who can blame this individual?; flame broiled juicy patties, toasted sesame buns, loads of crunchy fixings, not to mention a container teeming with bacon, and a full condiments bar. I admit, I love the burger at Clown Alley.

But I just have to go on record to contend that I have some issues with the condiment bar. The condiments: mayo, mustard, ketchup, relish, pickles, thousand island and ranch, etc. are stored in containers which are at least a foot deep. I assume the containers are floating on a bed of ice in order to be chilled. During prime-time (lunch hours), when the condiments are being used, the consistency is good. However, on off-hours, such as dinner time or on weekends, you might be able to detect a film on the surface of these containers. I also doubt that the condiments are replaced everyday. I would opt to suggest that new condiments are continuously mixed in with the old. I would also suspect that water is added throughout the day, in order to compensate for evaporation.

Rosamunde's (Infamous) Cheeseburger Tuesdays

22 August 2006-
Rosamunde Sausage Grill~: 545 Haight Street in San Francisco
Cost: $5.50 (cheeseburger, fries not available)
~ Honorable Mention

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About a month ago (11 July 2006 to be exact), a coworker (fellow burger enthusiast) and I had planned on surveying Rosamunde's (infamous) Cheeseburger Tuesdays. Unfortunately, we didn't anticipate that the burgers would serve out by mid-afternoon. Amidst a month of deadlines, work-travel obligations and other circumstances, we postponed our visit until today. Also, this being the last week with my current employment, we made the special effort to embark on this excursion approximately 2.6 miles away (way outside the 2 block radius I am typically accustomed to). Have I mentioned I have the best coworkers (fellow burger enthusiasts) a burger blogger could ever hope for?

So we arrive at the joint at about 10 minutes past the opening, and already there was a substantial line. What was deceiving was that half of the orders were already taken by people waiting at the bar Toronado right next door. (By the way, the bar's got some 40 plus beer on tap, and apparently there's a system where the staff at Rosamunde's will walk over and shout your name when your order is ready).

We ended up receiving our order at least a half hour later. But during the wait, we had the chance to observe the systematic production line of these one-day-a-week burgers, as well as smell some of the most delicious beefy-meaty smells one could imagine.

Verdict: I ordered two cheeseburgers (there were no fries and bacon available; remember Rosamunde's is actually just a gourmet sausage stand that serves out burgers only on Tuesdays during lunch); one for documentation and one for the road since the seating is quite scarce.

The patty is quite immense, and the ground chuck is grilled a perfect medium-rare (although there is no grilling preference option) and the taste is quite flavorful. There were some excellent spices in the burger, which one might expect from a sausage, but not necessarily a burger patty. Rosamunde's also serves up probably the most delicious grilled onions I've ever experienced in my life.

My only gripe was that the buns weren't toasted enough on either burger. Otherwise, an excellent burger. Definitely, highly recommended. Unfortunately, the Tuesday-only burger policy is not convenient during the work week.

What am I doing in Pleasant Hill?

21 August 2006-
Fatburger: 100 Crescent Drive Unit A in Pleasant Hill
http://www.fatburger.net/home/
Cost: $6.35 (bacon cheeseburger, fries extra)

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I grew up loving Fatburger when I was living in Southern California. When I learned there was a Bay Area location recently (earlier this afternoon as a matter of fact), I made some serious plans to drive over to Pleasant Hill for some dinner burger-action after work.

Fatburger's got a cult-like following, not dissimilar to In-N-Out. However, in my opinion, I have always regarded Fatburger as the superior burger to In-N-Out. I vividly recall the melt-in-your-mouth ground chuck patties, a savory delight for the taste buds, dripping with burger juice and unbeatable fries. Hoping to relive these experiences, I ordered a 1/3 lb. patty bacon cheeseburger combo with "everything" - includes all toppings: Mustard - Relish - Onions - Pickles - Tomato - Lettuce - Mayo (1/2 lb. patties are also available). In retrospect, I probably should have specified everything except mustard. Of course I topped it off with the requisite bacon and cheese. I was surprised that they didn't ask for grilling preference, but I trusted them to make it good.

Verdict: I thought the patty was way over-cooked to my liking; a little dry and required more chewing than I remembered about the patties from past experiences. Also, the bun wasn't toasted enough. The bacon and other fixings were crunchy; but again, I wouldn't have specified mustard if I knew it was one of the condiment choices. I was pretty disappointed with tonight's Fatburger. Although, I think my standards have just gone up recently. I'll try it again, and will post the results.

Across the Street

17 August 2006-
Town Hall~: 342 Howard Street in San Francisco
http://www.townhallsf.com/
Cost: $14.00 (bacon cheeseburger, fries included)
~ Honorable Mention

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I actually think Town Hall is closer than Spazio Soma Cafe to my office. However, due to the formality of this dining establishment, I've only visited it for special occasions. Today, I dined with a fellow college colleague, and future burger enthusiast coworker for some serious burger business at Town Hall.

We both ordered burgers, which really pleased my enthusiasm. Specifically, I ordered the burger with fontina cheese and requested bacon to accompany my burger; as for my grilling preference, I requested "rare".

Verdict: I probably should have taken a cross-section, but due to the inadequate natural light levels, I decided to keep my photo-documentation to a minimum. Nevertheless, the burger was pretty juicy. Really, really fine quality ingredients overall. The bacon was tremendous. However, the bun although toasted, lacked the structural integrity for a burger patty of this magnitude. I still ate it whole, without utensils, but I would opt for either a more toasted bun, or a larger bun.

My first Town Hall burger experience was last winter holiday - 2005. The coworkers I was with (fellow burger enthusiasts) all ordered burgers too. The burger was served with square toasted focaccia bread of the finest quality. It was delicious.

Sumo Burger

16 August 2006-
Oishii Cafe: 388 Market Street in San Franciso
Cost: $6.25 (cheese burger, fries included)

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I heard of Oishii Cafe's "Sumo Burger" through a few people recently, including a couple of coworkers (fellow burger enthusiasts), whose opinions about burgers I usually respect. I read somewhere that there are two locations in downtown San Francisco. I accidentally found this location, which happens to be a "stand" with no seating and a limited menu. I ordered the Sumo Burger with cheese and fries with the grilling preference "rare". By the way, Oishii's is more of a Japanese snacks type place. Apparently, there was no bacon option.

First, I just want to note that I'm not a huge fan of double-sided mayo on a burger. A lot of mayonnaise will tend to ooze out and get all over your hands, and requires a lot of napkins on hand. Also, the double-sided mayo may also make the patty slip out of the bun if one's not careful when initially handling the burger.

Verdict: I was pretty famished by the time I brought the burger back to the office. When I took my first zealous bite, the patty slid out the back (from the double-sided mayo application) and I chomped on a big piece of bun and fixings. Afterwards, the bun to patty / fixings ratio was inadequate and I ended up eating the majority of the mayo soaked patty without the fixings nor the bun.

However, I actually thought that the patty was fairly decent. Unfortunately, the untoasted bun and the overloaded mayonnaise ruined the overall experience. The fries were incredibly poor tasting as well. I felt like I was eating short-bread or a pastry rather than french-fried potatoes. I'll probably sample the other location at a later date.

Rubbery

14 August 2006-
Downtown Flames: 88 2nd Street in San Francisco
Cost: $5.50 (bacon cheeseburger, fries extra)

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I actually got a burrito bol at Chipotle's for lunch today, I was intending to break the pattern of burgers lately. However, as I was sitting at Yerba Buena Gardens, a really strong gust of wind blew my bol out of my hands and it spilled out onto the ground. I took this incident as a sign to grab a burger.

I walked over to Downtown Flames on my way back to work. I've eaten there a few times in the past. The first time was decent, and then I noticed that the burgers got progressively worse. I ordered a bacon cheeseburger with swiss - and skipped on the fries today. I noticed that the patty they were preparing for me was already grilled (it wasn't a raw patty, like I would expect). Also, the cook was putting on american instead of the swiss I had requested. When I reminded the staff, I noticed that the cook simply peeled off the half melted american cheese and slapped on the swiss. It was quite a sight to watch this.

I kind of knew what was coming to me after all these mistakes. I even noticed that the cook had an unusual technique of toasting the bun. Instead of laying the bun directly onto the grill, he just balanced the bun on top of the patty, the cheese and the bacon while he was waiting for the cheese to melt; interesting.

Verdict: I usually don't stage my burger documentation. But the presentation today was just awful (note: tear in the bun). A coworker (fellow burger enthusiast) suggested I dress the burger up a little. I attempted to take a cross section, but was pretty grossed out by the result. The cut basically exposed all the rotten chopped lettuce, and a couple of soggy tomatoes and a pretty disgusting looking patty. Trust me, you wouldn't want to see this. The burger today sucked big time. I barely finished one half and tossed the other half away.

Also, a restaurant with an exposed kitchen only works if it's clean and presentable. I suspect that the exposed kitchen at Flame's probably has a handful of healthcode violations - and it seriously grosses me out everytime I go.

Too Healthy

13 August 2006-
Jerusalem's Organic Kitchen & Burgers: 1897 Solano Avenue in Berkeley
Cost: $6.95 (niman ranch cheese burger, fries extra)

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Another burger enthusiast recommended Jerusalem's Organic Kitchen & Burgers at the top of Solano Avenue in Berkeley / Albany. As the name suggests, it's faithful to serving organic / sustainable food like free range chicken and Niman Ranch beef. It turns out, however, that "organic" is not synonymous with "quality" or "good-tasting", necessarily.

I think the restaurant specializes more in falafels and mediterranean food. Nonetheless, they pledge Niman Ranch beef so I figured they probably also do good burgers. I tried ordering a cheeseburger with bacon, but to no avail. I ordered a cheeseburger with fries, and waited for them to ask me for my grilling preference, also to no avail.

Verdict: Has anyone ever ordered a burger that smelled like manure? It happens to me on occasion, including today. Let's just say, I'm not a big fan of the smell. Luckily, the burger didn't taste like manure too. But I have to admit, the burger seriously lacked some flavor. It was served medium-well, though it did emit some juices, but it really lacked taste. Even the fixings seemed pretty bland, as did the fries and the organic ketchup. I don't recommend organic ketchup.

Literally Right Under BART

12 August 2006-
The Red Onion: 11900 San Pablo Avenue in El Cerrito
Cost: $4.95 (bacon cheeseburger, fries extra)

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Based on a friend's recommendation, I decided to survey The Red Onion in El Cerrito. It's a little dive north of the El Cerrito Del Norte BART station. It was pretty crowded when I walked in, and it seems like the kind of establishment where the staff would call frequent customers by their first name. I ordered a bacon cheeseburger with fries.

Verdict: So it's a dive, similar to Smokehouse, Oscar's and Big Al's which I've reviewed thus far. I was impressed by the presentation of the burger - loaded with fresh fixings, including red onions (as the name suggests). Overall, I liked the burger, but I wasn't a big fan of the cheese, which tasted like cheesy American. The fries were also pretty soggy.

So far, out the dives aforementioned, Big Al's is the top dive, in my honest opinion.

Where Pigeons Rule

11 August 2006-
Red's Java House: Pier 30: At the Embarcadero and Bryant Street in San Francisco
Cost: $7.00 (bacon double-cheeseburger, fries extra)

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Red's Java House is located right on the water at Pier 30, where the end of Bryant meets the Embarcadero. It's been a popular lunch time spot at work, especially on sunny Fridays. One drawback to the location, however, is the abundance of pigeons and sea gulls that prey on food droppings and unguarded lunches on tables. Although known for their fish and chips, I've actually grown fond of their burgers.

Presentation definitely is not a selling point to the success and popularity of Red's, in my opinion. First, there's an overwhelming stench of vinegar that pervades the joint. Also, the outdoor patio, is ruled by birds, which does not promote proper sanitation and hygenic levels. With that said, the joint always seems to be crowded. It must be the view and perhaps the food.

While my office cohorts ordered the fish and chips, I ordered the double cheeseburger with bacon. There are certain code words that reflect specific condiment selection. I ordered the burger "deluxe", but later found it means "no mayo". I believe the highest condiment selection is "supreme" which reflects the mayo addition.

Verdict: There's no grilling preference option, burgers are usually provided to the customer within seconds of the order after sitting on the grill, waiting. The bun is a classic San Francisco sour dough roll. The cheese looks like a basic cheddar, but the fixings are nice and chewy, just the way I prefer them. The Red's burger doesn't normally come with any greenery, just pickles, onions and mustard. I thought the Red's burger (despite the presentation) was better than Zebulon. (Just my honest opinion).

"Non-Structural" Bread

10 August 2006-
Zebulon: 83 Natoma in San Francisco
http://www.zebulonsf.com/
Cost: $7.95 (avocado bacon cheeseburger with swiss, fries extra)

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Just wanted to note that I've got the some of the greatest coworkers (fellow burger enthusiasts) a burger blogger could ever hope for. On a moments notice, a handful of us walked to Zebulon, a local lounge / bar that happens to serve burgers and sandwiches during lunch - all within a 2 block radius of work. We left early to beat the crowd and we all ordered burgers, now that's some serious enthusiasm. I ordered a bacon cheeseburger "rare" with swiss, but the order came with avocado; though I didn't request it.

Verdict: I think we all had gripes about today's bread, more-so than the actual patty and fixings. The Zebulon bun is a very unique roll, but they don't toast it. This oversight tends to lead to a non-structural* handling experience, and therefore diminishes the experience of the burger. Otherwise, the quality of the meat, the grilling preference adherence, fixings and bacon are pretty average. Not an extremely note-worthy experience, but the great ambiance and interior decor make Zebulon a consistent work-lunchtime spot.

* Just when I've run out of adjectives, a coworker (fellow burger enthusiast) offered the word choice "non-structural" to describe the inadequacy of the integrity of the bun at Zebulon's.

::SPECIAL LOS ANGELES SURVEY::

6 August 2006-
Father's Office: 1018 Montana Avenue in Santa Monica
http://www.fathersoffice.com/
Cost: $13.00 (Office Burger with fries)

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I happened to be in the Los Angeles area this weekend. Prior to my trip, I asked a coworker, (fellow burger enthusiast) of any good burger recommendations in LA. It turns out, good is an understatement in describing the burger at Father's Office in Santa Monica.

I arrived to the spot a couple of hours before my returning flight to the Bay Area. A line of about 20 plus were waiting patiently to enter the joint. With the rate of movement in the line, I probably would never have gotten seated, ordered, and still made my return flight. Luckily, take-out was a viable option. I ordered an "Office Burger" made from Dry Aged Beef; consists of caramelized onion, applewood bacon compote, gruyere, matag blue cheese and arugula. Of course, I tried to order a bacon cheeseburger, but was told there would be no substitutions or deletions. The only thing that I could specify was the grilling preference. I ordered a "medium-rare" based on the staff's recommendation.

Verdict: This burger's got "style", meaning it's pretty unique and individualistic. It's served on a toasted roll instead of a bun; it's loaded with arugula instead of lettuce; the bacon is deconstructed into compote; and the chuck resembles more like a sloppy-joe than other grounded chucks I've ever surveyed. The fries are very unique too; and served with high quality ranch - LA style!

Definitely highly recommended, but as a burger purist, it's a shame that I couldn't request a plain old bacon cheeseburger without the bbq sauce seasoned chuck. According to www.ahamburgertoday.com, the Office Burger isn't exactly a "burger"; and I tend to agree with this conclusion. It's more of a sloppy-joe / hamburger-helper type of sandwich. But I don't mean to diminish the taste in this comparison. It's really a delight for the taste-buds!

Ghetto Crappy

4 August 2006-
1/4 lb Giant Burger: Terminal 1 Oakland International Airport
Cost: $8.25 (bacon cheeseburger, fries included)

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I noticed everyone else in the restaurant had their burgers served on trays. I wonder why they served me my burger and fries in a styrofoam to-go container? What was I going to do, go back home and eat it? I had no time, I had to catch my flight to LA in a half hour. Didn't they see that I had my luggage with me? Don't they understand that the styrofoam containers aren't good for photo documenting burgers?? Maybe, that was just their intent; and they succeeded.

I remember distinctly having a very flavorable discussion about the thickness of the bacon at the Oakland Airport's Giant Burger with a coworker (fellow burger enthusiast). The bacon is darn thick, and tasty too. The burger on the other hand, was pretty ghetto-crappy tasting. Oh, wait, what a coincidence! It tasted very similar to the Nation's Giant Burger survey. Wow, is there any relationship between these two chains? I'm very confused about the similarity in their names.

Verdict: The bacon was definitely the highlight of this burger experience. The fries were pretty darn greasy.

Squeezable

4 August 2006-
Bistro Burger: 201 Mission Street in San Francisco
http://www.bistroburger.net/
Cost: $6.59 (niman ranch bacon cheeseburger, fries extra)

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I have this to say about Bistro Burger. Same name, different burgers at all of their locations. I don't think the burgers at each restaurant are consistent by any means. Based on my recollection, the joint in downtown Oakland is by far, the best. This location, within the 2 block radius of work, usually gets packed, but it's an inferior burger in comparison.

I ordered a "bacon cheeseburger royale" with provolone. Whilst the franchise does offer a variety of cheeses, there's no grilling preference option. It's also not my preference to have a burger served without any condiments. Mayo, which is my burger condiment of choice, came in squeezable packages. I squirted a couple of servings of Hellman's and dove into my burger. The patty was grilled at a decent medium, with adequate burger juices. But there was an unfortunate generic mayo after taste with every juicy bite. Plus, the bun wasn't toasted enough.

Verdict: Although it's niman ranch, it's not a very favorable burger experience. I'm going to start reviewing each location separately because I think the name and the reputation that goes along with it, deserves a second chance.

Spazio Redux

31 July 2006-
Spazio Soma Cafe: 215 Fremont Street in San Francisco
Cost: $6.00 (bacon cheeseburger, fries included)

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I just recently noticed that there's something strangely anthropomorphic about the proportions of the Spazio burger. Maybe it's the size of the bun in relationship to the patty and fixings. Does anyone else think it kind of looks like Mayor McCheese from the old school McDonald's commercials?

Anyways, I'm not too fond of the consistency of these burgers lately. As you can see, the bun's changed from last friday, but I don't recall that it was always so much bigger than the burger patty. Also, the patty shape and quality is different than before. Somehow, it just doesn't resemble the earlier very positive experiences. Actually the bun, fixings and special sauce were a lot better than the dry, poor tasting patty. I got fries today, but they weren't all that, either.

What's the Hype?

30 July 2006-
Burger Joint: 700 Haight Street in San Francisco
http://burgerjointsf.com/
Cost: $7.95 (niman ranch cheeseburger, fries included)

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There's been so much hype regarding Burger Joint that when I was leaving the Haight / Ashbury after an afternoon of shopping and passed by, I decided to indulge on my second burger of the day. Granted, this isn't the original Burger Joint on Valencia, but I would still expect the same level of quality at this second location; especially since other burger blogs have rated it as one of the top burgers in the nation.

First of all, their menu doesn't even include a bacon cheeseburger, and there's no grilling preference option. I inquired about the grilling preference, and was informed that all burgers are served medium unless otherwise specified. I ordered a bacon cheeseburger with swiss and fries. I figured these guys know what they're doing, so I left it as the default, "medium".

Verdict: I wasn't too impressed by the medium burger. I probably should have specified something a little more rare, unfortunately it was pretty dry. Also, the bun was only lightly toasted, definitely not toasted enough. As far as I'm concerned, a place that doesn't toast their buns isn't even worth nominating for the best burger awards. Either the authors of these blogs that give Burger Joint such high ratings are simply clueless; or simply, I think the authors of these blogs are simply clueless. Take it from a local burger enthusiast, there are way better burgers in the bay area.

Luka's Sunday Soul Brunch

30 July 2006-
Luka's Taproom and Lounge~: 2221 Broadway at Grand in Oakland
http://www.lukasoakland.com/
Cost: $12.50 (bacon cheeseburger, fries included)
~ Honorable Mention

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Luka's Sunday Soul Brunch is a great way to enjoy the great culinary cuisine that makes it one of my favorite restaurants in Oakland (still, what do I know, I've only ordered burgers, but I've been observing the other quality dishes every time I go). Add a couple of devoted rare groove, soul djs: Wisdom and Advance, and you've got a great atmosphere in which to either shake your booty or tune into some great hidden treasures. Luka's Sunday Soul Brunch occurs 11 am to 3 pm every Sunday.

While my friends consistently order their breakfast/brunch menu, I've been adamant thus far about ordering bacon cheeseburgers exclusively. I suspect that the chefs have been reading my blog, because I ordered a bacon cheeseburger with gruyere, "rare" - and I was served the rarest burger this time at Luka's.

I was surprised there weren't that many burger juices, in fact none at all - in contrast to previous experiences. It was still tasty, unlike some other really rare burgers I've described in past postings. However, I think I'm going to opt for a "medium-rare" next time, if there is a next time.

Mark my words: I'm going to try to start exploring their delicious menu in the future. Anyone have any recommendations?

Big Al's

29 July 2006-
Al's Big Burger: 437 San Pablo Avenue in Albany
Cost: $5.29 (bacon cheeseburger, fries extra)

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I've driven past this hamburger stand on San Pablo Avenue for ages, but have never tried their burger. I didn't realize there was such a strong following backing this place up. There are several local newspaper clippings that have reviewed this place in the past. Apparently, I read that Al's uses wood chips to charbroil their burgers. Also, they use rib eye for their burger patties. I ordered a bacon cheeseburger with swiss, however, there's no grilling preference option.

First of all, I thought the service was very friendly. I could just sense a good vibe with everyone working there. Secondly, it smelled delicious inside.

Verdict: Okay, so it's a hamburger dive, similar to Smokehouse and Oscar's which I've reviewed so far. The burger was cooked in between Oscar's and Smokehouse in terms of grilling temperature (Oscar's is more rare than Smokehouse). But it's a 1/3 lb. patty, and it had loads of fixings and pretty tasty bacon. Probably my favorite out of the three mentioned, of course it's rather far from where I'm at to be a convenient dive.

Definitely worth it if you're in the area. It's a hearty, honest charbroiled burger, in my opinion.

One Block Radius

28 July 2006-
Spazio Soma Cafe: 215 Fremont Street in San Francisco
Cost: $6.00 (bacon cheeseburger, fries typically included)

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I guess I'm pretty lucky to have a handful of burger places within walking distance of work. Spazio Soma Cafe is among the closest lunch spots, within a one block radius. The cafe utilizes fresh and quality ingredients for breakfast and lunch with great variety in their menu.

Spazio boasts the best salad / entree bar that I've ever encountered in San Francisco. In addition to a wide selection of gourmet salads, there's also a variety of buffet style entrees with an emphasis on asian cuisines, such as chicken and beef teriyaki, dumplings and freshly prepared, artistic sushi rolls. They also have very interesting sandwiches, wraps, and burgers made to order. I'm always impressed by the presentation, production-efficiency and price.

I decided to get a mid-afternoon snack after the peak hours. The place looked deserted after the typical lunch-time crowd terrorized the salad / buffet bar; the chairs were a little disordered, and there were a few staff casually eating their lunch. I felt a little bad that I insisted on ordering from their menu, since I still saw a lot of food at the salad / entree bar that probably needed to be disposed of before the weekend.

When I brought the burger package back to my office, I realized there weren't any fries that usually accompany the burger at Spazio's. Secondly, the bread was very unusual, a roll that I've never seen before. Clearly, they had run out of ingredients, or slacked off when preparing my burger (c'mon no fries today?). Understandably, it was also a friday afternoon.

Verdict: My burger tasted pretty cheesy today, it tasted like squeezable cheese. Burgers are usually grilled about medium-well, there's no grilling preference option. I wish that the bun was toasted more, because it was quite chewy and tough. The bun and the fixings definitely over-powered the burger taste.

Coincidentally, I ate a Spazio's bacon cheeseburger last friday, but failed to take the necessary photo documentation at the time. Unfortunately, that previous burger was a heck of a lot better. One of my coworkers (fellow burger enthusiast) considers the Spazio burger to be the best burger within a two block radius of work. I tend to agree that it can be quite good, I'll just have to make sure I go during regular lunch hours next time.

My Big Ass (Burger)

26 July 2006-
Brickhouse Cafe & Bar**: 426 Brannan Street in San Francisco
http://www.brickhousesf.com/
Cost: $9.95 (wagyu beef bacon cheeseburger, fries included)
** Denotes gmeow76's previous top reviewed burger

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Image Source: blogger's own (cross section updated 18 August 2006)

Based on a coworker's (fellow burger enthusiast) friend's recommendation, I joined another coworker (fellow burger enthusiast) for lunch at the Brickhouse Cafe & Bar in SOMA, San Francisco. The distance from work way exceeded my 2 block radius, but it was a "best burger ever" recommendation, and I certainly didn't want to pass up the opportunity.

Brickhouse Cafe & Bar serves up 100% Wagyu Beef ground chuck burgers. I ordered the "Big Ass Burger", which consists of a 10 ounce patty - bacon cheeseburger with swiss grilled "medium-rare" and a side of fries.

The burger photographed very well. I ended up using up all my camera memory taking shots - and even drew some attention from the staff. I assured them that I knew what I was doing, but I think I made them a little uneasy (sorry guys). I was with a couple of fast eaters (plus I lost time taking pictures), so I dove into my burger before working on the fries, regrettably.

Verdict: Burger juices galore - I've never seen such flowing juices before. It required me to finish off the fries using a fork, my plate was so full of juices. Brickhouse Cafe & Bar serves up quality, juicy wagyu, loaded with fixings on a toasted bun. The quality of meat was outstanding, a very enjoyable-refined burger that is highly recommended.

Burger History 101

23 July 2006-
Joe's Cable Car Restaurant: 4320 Mission Street at Silver in San Francisco
http://www.joescablecar.com/
Cost: $14.00 (bacon cheeseburger, fries extra)

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Ever wonder where burgers originated from? Apparently, the history is still under dispute, but Joe's Cable Car Restaurant has some interesting burger propaganda / history leaflets to read while you wait for your order. There was a lot of information to comprehend, but one theory was that ground chuck was invented as a means to ingest meat for toothless individuals. Joe's claims to do things the old fashioned way in regards to burger preparation. The restaurant publicizes that "Joe grinds his own fresh chuck daily" in a big block-lettered sign on top of the diner. They also proclaim to serve honest 4, 6 or 8 ounce ground chuck patties.

There's been a lot of hype surrounding Joe's, and my expectations were high. Also, be warned, Joe's prices aren't hamburger shack prices (as the decor might lead you to believe). Joe's is probably one of the most expensive burgers I've surveyed to date. I ordered a 6 oz. bacon cheeseburger with swiss, "medium-rare" (which is the default grilling preference at Joe's) and a small order of fries. The prices are a little ironic, considering they serve the burgers on plastic plates and they utilize disposable plastic utensils for their place settings.

The burger and fries came on two separate plastic plates. However, I really want to commend Joe's on this decision. One of the main reasons why I usually consume my fries before the burger is to avoid having them soaked with burger juices during the course of the meal. Therefore, I went ahead and indulged in my burger first.

There are few words that can accurately describe the handling of a Joe's burger. The patty is shaped to the exact size of the bun, and the ground chuck is distributed to an even consistency: high and wide. The handling feels pretty "solid". The burger assembly makes the patty feel neatly tucked into the bun. As mentioned, there are few words to describe this feeling; I'm actually having a lot of difficulty properly conveying this in writing.

Unfortunately, the bun preparation was a different story. I would have presumed that if Joe goes through such a meticulous burger preparation process, that the bun preparation would be addressed with the same attention to detail. My bun was only slightly toasted, and the inside of the bun was still a little untoasted. In contrast to the chuck grilling preference, I actually prefer a thoroughly toasted bun.

The burger experience was pretty unique. I don't think I've ever eaten a burger quite like it. Joe's tenderizing process is really distinguishable compared to other patties. But I kind of wish the actual patty had a little more flavor, it was a little bland. Perhaps this might be attributed to Joe's claim to serve extra lean patties. Also, the burger was served at a pretty honest medium-rare. It could have been a little more rare (to my liking), however, the ground chuck actually produced a significant amount of burger juice.

Verdict: Joe's Cable Car Restaurant is a very unique and special burger experience that I recommend for all burger enthusiasts. There's no special sauce or flashy frills, but the discerning burger enthusiast might appreciate the preparation / love used in preparing each burger.

Quite frankly, it's a really honest tasting burger at a not so honest price. It's also obvious that Joe focuses all of his attention just on the ground chuck, and seems to neglect the other aspects of the burger, such as the fries, bun and place settings.

Beer and Burgers

22 July 2006-
Pacific Coast Brewing Co.: 906 Washington Street in Old Oakland
http://www.pacificcoastbrewing.com/
Cost: $11.00 (bacon cheeseburger, fries included)

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Pacific Coast Brewing Co's got over 20 beers on draft. Of course, most of them are their own, that's still more beers on draft compared to other places in the area. I always enjoy the laid back atmosphere there; it's nice to watch sports or hang out in the outdoor patio, and they even have free wi-fi in case you want to get your drink on while surfing the web (computers not included). Also, the people that work there, as well as the regulars at the bar really know about beer, they're true beer enthusiasts.

Today I ordered a bacon cheeseburger with swiss - "medium-rare". As you may already be aware, I'd typically order burgers "rare", coincidentally coinciding with the commencement of this blog; but it just takes one bad experience like Fuddruckers and Beale Street to really make me hesitant about ordering a "rare" burger at places I review for the first time. I got a pretty decent burger today, I must say I was pretty impressed. Although the burger itself was cooked a little longer than I prefer, it was still a tasty burger. The buns were toasted just perfectly, and the fries were very chewy and crispy.

Verdict: I had a pretty enjoyable burger experience; the mayo and fixings complemented the taste very favorably. The quality beers on top of my order made my lunch very pleasant. What really stood out about the burger was the double-sided sesame bun, toasted to perfection.

"World's Greatest" Burger?

19 July 2006-
Fuddrucker's (WORLD'S GREATEST HAMBURGER FOR 25 YEARS): 5614 Bay Street in Emeryville
http://www.fuddruckers.com/
Cost: $12.00 (kobe beef bacon cheeseburger, fries extra)

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Growing up in Southern California, I think I may have considered Fuddrucker's to possibly be the "World's Greatest Hamburger". Of course, my exposure to burgers was basically limited to whatever occupied the strip malls at the time. Also, I consider myself a little more knowledgeable today than I did back then.

Tonight, I ordered the Kobe Beef 1/2 lb. patty bacon cheeseburger with swiss, cooked "rare" (no fries tonight). I think it was probably the quickest turnaround time I ever received a burger. In all honesty, I knew something had to be up with the preparation time, or lack there-of. I don't really know how long it takes to cook a burger, but I suspected that a properly toasted bun takes a lot longer than the time allotted.

And I was correct. The bun was similar to the kind that Jack's Bistro serves (although not nearly as high quality) - and it would have made a much better burger if it was actually toasted properly. Unfortunately, it was a little too doughy for my liking.

The patty was a little too rare for my liking as well, but the inside wasn't a reddish uncooked chuck (although it tasted slightly uncooked). Instead, the inside of the burger was saturated with some sort of dark marinating sauce which added to quite a salty patty.

The fixings were partly my fault (because I selected them from the bar) but also the responsibility of the restaurant. The freshness concerned me most. In particular, the relish looked like it had been sitting out all day, and had lost its moisture. The other fixings had probably been left out for at least several hours, if not the whole day. The mayonnaise seemed a little watery too.

Verdict: In summary, I feel that I've become much more critical of the burger evaluation of Fuddrucker's compared to years past. In summary, I don't recommend it. In retrospect, I think the marinating sauce is injected into the patty to simulate actual burger juices.

Fresh Bread Makes Great Burgers

18 July 2006-
Jack's Bistro~: 1 Broadway at Jack London Square in Oakland
http://www.jacksbistro.com/
Cost: $11.25 (bacon cheeseburger, fries included)
~ Honorable Mention

Image Source: blogger's own

Jack's Bistro is at the heart of Jack London Square. There's a great outdoor patio that's usually packed for brunch on the weekends. There's also a great bar indoors with many beers on tap. It's part of the Waterfront Plaza Hotel, with a nice view of Oakland Inner Harbor and Alameda. Hey, I didn't say it was a spectacular view, but it's nice though.

I ordered a bacon cheeseburger with gruyere, "medium-rare", and a side of fries. The last time I ate at Jack's it was really an outstanding experience, the burger was just dripping with burger juices, and the 1/2 lb. ground chuck was bursting with flavor. Today, my burger was served well-done, and some of my fries were on the cold side.

However, I do want to note that Jack's Bistro has a bakery component that makes some pretty outstanding bread. There's even bread shaped like starfish as decoration at the bar! There's also pastries and bakery stuff for sale. Anyway, the bread is pretty spectacular at Jack's Bistro, and it holds its own in comparison to other burgers.

Verdict: If you're in the area, I would recommend Jack's Bistro for the outdoor patio ambiance and the unique bread. The ingredients are also high quality, the bacon is abundant and crunchy, and there's even a very special sauce which I cannot quite discern. Who knows, you might luck out and get a pretty outstanding burger, but they ought to improve their quality control because burger grilling selection is not very consistent.

Okay, so the view might not even be that nice. The view's "okay"...

This Nation Sucks

16 July 2006-
Nation's Giant Hamburgers: 1800 University Avenue in Berkeley
http://www.nationsrestaurants.com/
Cost: $5.10 (bacon cheeseburger, fries extra)

Image Source: blogger's own

I can't figure out what all the hype is about Nation's Giant Hamburgers. To put this ratings system in perspective, this Nation's serves the worst burger of the bunch. The bacon's way too salty (for my liking), there's loads of mediocre (read: ghetto-crappy) mayo and a weird patty with solidified cheese. There are amateurs working at these franchises, but I'm sure each one varies conditionally. Anyway, they claim a 3/4 lb. patty, but the experience is undershot, way undershot. Maybe, just maybe, the whole burger composition is 3/4 lb., maybe. But the patty certainly didn't seem that substantial. The fries aren't worth mentioning either... doh.

However, the recent architecture renovation of this particular location by Bay Area architect Kava Massih is significant; Berkeley craftsman vernacular meets a more modern diner-chic aesthetic.

Image Source: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article?f=/chronicle/archive/2006/07/18/DDGRMJSHDJ17.DTL&o=0

Barney's Award Winning Burgers

16 July 2006-
Barney's**: 1591 Solano Avenue in Berkeley
http://www.barneyshamburgers.com/
Cost: $7.25 (bacon cheeseburger, fries extra)
** Denotes gmeow76's previous top reviewed burger

Image Source: blogger's own

Okay, so I've eaten at Barney's a handful of times in the past; but today's burger was pretty sensational. Perfect "medium-rare" - which is the lowest grilling preference adhered to. Quality toastiness, fresh fixings, special sauce, swiss, and loads and loads of bacon.

The 1/3 lb. fresh, ground chuck patty was definitely enough to quell my hunger. No fries today, (the small fries basket is plenty to share between two people) but the sides and the rest of their menu is prime (again, what do I know, I've only sampled their burgers). Quality design, quality ingredients, quality experience best describe Barney's. So far the best burger in the survey... with good burger juices and all; seriously.

Verdict: Don't take my word for it. Just check out their website to read what other people are saying about Barney's "award winning" burgers. It's definitely a great burger, but I'm going to act as the purveyor of burger truism and seek out a better Bay Area Burger (if one even exists).

Oscar, Osky-Boy!

14 July 2006-
Oscar's: 1890 Shattuck Avenue at Hearst Street in Berkeley
Cost: $4.65 (bacon cheeseburger, fries extra)

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Oscar's was recently brought to my attention, although I've been totally aware of its presence for several years now. The flame grill exhaust at Oscar's must have been "grand-fathered" into Berkeley's city codes since the 'fifties. On sunny weekend afternoons in particular, that area of Shattuck Avenue is completely obfuscated with burger smoke. I'm not complaining though.

I'm glad I tried Oscar's, because now I will definitely be debating whether my next thin patty stop in Berkeley will be at Smokehouse or Oscar's. As mentioned, Oscar's serves up a 1/4 lb. patty on a toasted bun and loads of (crunchy and fresh) fixings. What I really enjoyed about this particular burger was it was served pretty rare, even though there was no grilling preference option. In this case, the burger was much better than the fries. There's even a drive-thru.

After Work Burger Binge

11 July 2006-
Flipper's: 482 Hayes Street in San Francisco
Cost: $8.75 (bacon cheeseburger, fries included)

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A coworker (fellow burger enthusiast) and I had planned on hitting up Rosamunde's (infamous) Cheeseburger Tuesdays after work today. In fact, we had been planning on going ever since I found out about the place back in May, National Burger Month (look out for an upcoming review). At the last minute we discovered that it's really only a lunch time thing (apparently, they usually serve out their burgers by early afternoon). So instead, relying off my boss's burger recommendation, we decided to hit up Flipper's in Hayes Valley.

Flipper's burger menu consists of some 20 burger combinations, all for around the 9 dollar price range. Possible toppings range from beets to bacon, teriyaki sauce to tofu. I ordered a Big Flipper (a 1/2 lb. ground chuck patty; normal size is 1/3 lb.) bacon cheeseburger with jack, - "medium-rare" and a side of steak fries. All burger combinations can be substituted with chicken, turkey, garden or a tofu patty as an alternative.

Note: a plain ol' bacon cheeseburger (which is the norm for me) was a customized order that they didn't have listed on their standard menu.

Verdict: My expectations were high for the burger at Flipper's. The fries were incredibly crispy and tasty. In contrast, the burger and bun were soggy and tasteless. The ground chuck didn't seem that seasoned or marinated. The lettuce and tomato were also soft and limp. The bun was only lightly toasted, definitely not enough for a burger patty of this magnitude. In other words, there wasn't enough structural integrity in the patty, bun, or fixings. It was pretty soggy and bland.... unfortunately.

Hamburger Cult Status

8 July 2006-
In-N-Out Burger: 32060 Union Landing Boulevard in Union City
http://www.in-n-out.com/
Cost: $2.75 (double-double "animal style" - toasted bun grilled with mustard, grilled onions, pickles and extra special sauce; fries extra)

Image Source: http://www.in-n-out.com

Believe the hype, In-N-Out Burger is popular for a reason: taste and price are two important factors. It's reached cult-like status all over California, these institutions are always packed to the max. Though a staple of any successful strip-mall in suburbia, its reputation seems to be based on using fresh ingredients, a secret special sauce, efficient-friendly service and perfectly toasted buns. Okay, so I'm probably going to contradict myself in this blog describing In-N-Out, but... they're probably the best toasted buns in the business. The patties, though fresh are the thin kind, and probably aren't the best quality or best taste. But In-N-Out makes up for it in the "filler" - everything else about the burger is top-notch.

I ate my double-double animal style burger with fries in the restaurant. As I walked back to my car something compelled me to order two more double-doubles for the ride home, so I raced through the drive-through on my way out of the mall. It's gotta be that special sauce...

Verdict: As a fast-food alternative, In-N-Out is a great choice. It's tasty and filling. Unfortunately, the "filler" that I mentioned above comprises most of the taste. As far as thin patty burgers go, it's a pretty good; but it's not comparable to the big leaguers.

So I ponder, are all In-N-Out customers real burger enthusiasts like myself? In-N-Out is packed not unlike most other fast-food institutions in busy strip malls in suburbia. I think most of their customers would appreciate a good burger / even better burger if presented the option. However, it's an unfortunate sign of the times when communities are literally monopolized by mega-corporate conglomerates and smaller burger joints are forced to compete in the competitive market-place. In this case, price outweighs taste and quality.

Good Sandwich, Bad Burger

4 July 2006-
Gio's on the Go: 439 Water Street at Jack London Square in Oakland
Cost: $5.50 (cheeseburger, fries not available)

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I had intended on reviewing Jack's Bistro on July 4th, but unfortunately, they had a special dinner menu that night. I went across the ways to Gio's on the Go (a much less pretentious indoor/outdoor cafe). On warm sunny days, they set up a BBQ, and today's festivities were no exception. (As a matter of fact, even on cold rainy days they set up a BBQ...) I ordered a cheeseburger, and this is what I got.

What you see is what you get. No toasted bun, no power-packed flavor, no burger juices. It was dry, tasteless and uninspiring.

Yearning for "the best sandwich ever", I moseyed indoors and ordered the No. 1; "The Call of the Wild", Gio's version of a pastrami-roast beef sandwich loaded with custom fixings and special sauce.

Cost: $6.95 (note: other half not shown)

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Just for the record, I'm not planning to start including sandwich reviews on this blog; but this panini at Gio's deserves some attention and recognition. It's simply delightful, and everything a good tasting sandwich ought to strive for: toasted bun, quality meat, special sauce and packed with flavor. The bread is so soft, toasty and chewy, and it doesn't cut up the roof of your mouth like other rolls.

Belgian Yumminess

3 July 2006-
Luka's Taproom and Lounge~: 2221 Broadway at Grand in Oakland
http://www.lukasoakland.com/
Cost: $12.50 (bacon cheeseburger, fries included)
~ Honorable Mention

Image Source: blogger's own (sorry, I really ought to practice my photography...)

As the name of the restaurant suggests, Luka's Taproom has quite a large selection of beers on tap and in bottles. There's roughly 16 on tap and 20 in bottles. Plus they've got quite a selection of Belgian beers. Luka's also has a full bar with a good selection of top shelf liquor and wine. They have great food too (so I've heard). I've eaten there a handful of times in the past, but I've only sampled their burgers.

Luka's is also what I like to describe as the "heart of Oakland", or specifically "my Oakland", within the walkable radius of where I live. Always very friendly, good vibes including the promotion of music, dance and spirit, and alcohol consumption - nightly. The people that go represents a good cross-section of the diversity in Oakland.

Today I ordered a "rare" bacon cheeseburger with gouda and that came to about $12.50, and it comes with Belgian fries and "dipping sauce" which includes aioli, chipotle aioli and a third sauce that resembles ketchup in consistency, texture and color. I found out from the server that the burger can even be ordered "super rare" but based on my recent experience at Beale Street Grill, I decided to hold off. My burger was served about medium, but it did ooze out a pretty significant trail of blood as I lifted it off the plate and took my first bite. Luka's serves up a pretty hefty 1/2 lb. patty on a nicely toasted bun.

"Quality" best describes the burger experience at Luka's. The fries are superb. The dipping sauces also really delight the taste buds.

Caveat: Unless you like eating fries soggy with burger blood, eat your fries before even touching your burger. That is, if you're like me, and prefer rare burgers.

Verdict: Why is it that the first time is always the best? My first burger at Luka's (it was also a bacon cheeseburger) was pretty magical. However, it's always a very enjoyable burger experience at Luka's.

Lunch at the Ferry Building

25 June 2006-
Taylor's Refresher: 1 Ferry Plaza along the Embarcadero in San Francisco
http://www.taylorsrefresher.com/
Cost: $7.99 (bacon cheeseburger, fries extra)

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I was in the office on Sunday and just intended on staying for a few minutes, but my pangs of hunger were calling out, and I thought about grabbing a bite to eat. Unfortunately, the food options are very limited on the weekends in downtown San Francisco, so I was required to travel outside of my two block radius. I ventured out towards the Ferry Building to hit up Taylor's Refresher.

Taylor's is a very popular burger bar (because they serve wine and beer) and in a very prime location in the recently renovated Ferry Building along San Francisco's Embarcadero waterfront. I was in a bit of a rush, so I didn't order alcohol with my meal, just a bacon cheeseburger and fries and a bottle water.

Taylor's serves a pretty darn good burger, on a very unique roll, fresh ingredients and all around good flavor. The patty is on the thin side (no grilling preference option) but it's tasty and filling. They toast the bun, but probably not enough. It's a great place to soak in the sun on a lazy weekend. In my honest opinion, people should start reviewing these fries because they are some of the best. They are much more exciting than the burger.

Verdict: The fries out-do the burger today. I think my tomato was served at a warmer temperature than my patty. But yes, the fries were really that good.

Midnight Snack

24 June 2006-
Merritt Restaurant and Bakery: 203 E. 18th Street in Oakland (at Lake Merritt)
Cost: $9.95 (bacon cheeseburger, includes fries or salad)

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I got a late start on Saturday, and ate a really late lunch, and consequently decided to eat a really late dinner.

After checking out the pirate drive-in sponsored by www.oaklandish.org; a documentary about the Oakland A's and Raiders and revitalized about how much I love living in Oakland.. I walked around the lake to Merritt Restaurant and Bakery. I've only eaten there once before about six years ago, and I may have ordered a burger that one visit as well. I ordered a bacon cheeseburger and a side macaroni salad. I think if I just ordered the burger alone, it would have been 6 dollars, but instead it costed $9.95 with a side.

They serve a thin 1/4 lb. patty caked with mayo, and loaded with greenery. I think my lettuce actually weighed more than the patty, and they provided pickles which covered the area of the toasted bun, which is thoughtful.

Is this a grade A burger joint? Lake Merritt Restaurant and Bakery has a stronger reputation as a 24 hour dining establishment that serves consistent 'diner' food and has a wide selection of desserts. I was ogling the strawberry short cake in the display case which was more of a stacked layer cake (not that I'm a dessert person, but it caught my eye). A thin patty doesn't lend itself to a grade A burger joint (except for the burgers at Smokehouse in Berkeley (in my opinion)), but nonetheless it was a pleasant burger experience with enough flavor to satisfy my hunger.

Rare is Too Rare at Beale Street Grill

23 June 2006-
Beale Street Bar and Grill: 133 Beale Street at Mission Street (SOMA/Financial District) in San Francisco
http://www.bealestreetsf.com/
Cost: $6.25 (bacon cheeseburger, includes fries)

Image Source: http://www.bealestreetsf.com/burgers.htm

So I thought about being objective in my analyses. In previous times, I would always order burgers "medium" or "medium-rare" (if given the option...) - but coincidentally - coinciding with the commencement of this blog, I've been ordering burgers simply, "rare". I ordered an "I'm a hog for you (baby)" - which in Beale Street terms is a bacon cheeseburger with cheddar. I told the woman receiving my order my choice of grilling preference, and saw the most subtle facial gesture, that in retrospect foreshadowed the consequence.

The burger, from the outside looked very similar to the representation above. Beale Street Grill serves 1/2 lb. patties and even have a burger called "The Big Beale" which consists of two of these 1/2 lb. patties which equals a whopping 1 lbs. The inside, however, was a different story. I wish I had my own photograph to show the uncooked ground chuck, masked from the eater's eyes upon first glance. It wasn't a juicy, drippy rare steak either, the kind oozing with flavor, but in actuality, a cold, uncooked, grounded chuck. I ate more than 3/4's of the burger (due to hunger) and tossed the rest away without giving a second thought. (Hey, I was hungry...) Never again, or only if tempted with curiosity, will I make this same mistake again.

However, I am a Beale Street regular of sorts (my office is within a 2 block radius), and I have always had a great burger with a "medium" or "medium-rare" grilling preference with tremendous positive results. In fact, all my coworkers are aware that Beale Street is my favorite burger joint within a "2 block radius". Beale Street Grill serves up some of the most tenderized, hand shaped chuck patties to my knowledge, but they also are loyal to the customer's requests on grilling preference. Ultimately, I'll have to give this joint another review with my own photographic documentation in the near future.

Verdict: Rare is too rare at Beale Street Bar and Grill. But, based on prior experience - for the price, Beale Street offers the best burger within a two block radius of work, if not a greater radius. I only wish they would toast the bun.

Service is Key

17 June 2006-
Christopher's Burger**: 5295 College Avenue in North Oakland
Cost: $7.50 (bacon cheeseburger, fries extra)
** Denotes gmeow76's previous top reviewed burger

Image Source: blogger's own

So the first thing I notice when I step into Christopher's was the line. I think there were five orders in front of me when I walked into the restaurant, so I can imagine it must have been difficult on the staff to keep track of everyone's orders. For this tiny eatery, five orders means the line was literally out the door. I ordered a rare bacon cheeseburger with swiss. My burger was served well-done and my basket of fries came mid-way into the meal. Not the best eating experience either, but they did toast the bun, and Christopher's has a great selection of homemade mayos, chipotle and aioli which is actually great on fries. Still, a very tasty burger.

16 June 2006-
Beckett's: 2271 Shattuck Avenue in Berkeley
http://www.beckettsirishpub.com/
Cost: $9.50 (bacon cheeseburger, includes fries)

It was the second time I've been there for burgers. Ordered a rare bacon cheeseburger with gorgonzola with a Lagunitas IPA on draft. The first and last time I'll order gorgonzola on a burger. There were a lot of things wrong with the service that night. First, when I was done eating my fries (which is usually the process), I noticed that my burger was served without bacon. So I was held up between 5 to 10 minutes between the fries consumption and my first burger bite. Needless to say, my burger probably wasn't at the optimal eating temperature...

It was still okay, though I'm not a huge fan of the seasoned pickles and peppers that they throw on the greenery. Also, Beckett's doesn't serve their burgers with any condiments, ie) mayo, sauces, etc. Just a pretty nicely toasted bun, and the meat and the greenery on the side. It was a pretty tasty and filling burger nonetheless.


Verdict: Between these two joints, Christopher's Burger was the weekend favorite. It probably wasn't a fair comparison due to unforseeable conditions. I'll need to go back to both places fairly soon to give it another test.

Introduction to Bay Area Burgers

Finally, after much hype and anticipation, or over-hype and over-anticipation, I've decided to suck in my gut and start my personal blog - about burgers.

The blog is still in its initial stages. I hope to gather and post images with my entries, but I just wanted to get the ball rolling, and prove to the skeptics that I'm the real deal. In the past, some people have questioned my rating system, or disclaimed my consistency, but I just want to step up to the plate (literally) and prove once and for all that maybe I'm "up for the challenge" and emphasize the "this guy is really serious maybe we should listen and respect his opinion" mentality.