Friday, October 27, 2006

Quality Bread

27 October 2006-
Downtown Restaurant~: 2102 Shattuck Avenue in Berkeley
http://www.downtownrestaurant.com/
Cost: $11.50 (niman ranch cheeseburger, fries included)
~ Honorable Mention

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I've had the burger at Downtown Restaurant in Berkeley a couple of years ago, and was anticipating a review for ages. The quality of food is up there with "Chez Panisse and Bay Wolf" according to the restaurant's website, but of course, I've only sampled their burgers. They've also got an impressive bar and a stage for live music. Today, I ordered just a cheeseburger, "medium-rare"; if I recall correctly the cheese was: "yech" (but I could be mistaken by the spelling).

Verdict: The experience of dining at Downtown is impeccable (for what it's worth, according to my own standards). The bread is truly sensational. I don't even believe it was toasted, but it was at a perfect consistency and chewiness. The quality of meat was great too. I think it was the best "niman-ranch" burger surveyed thus far. Everything about the meal was quality; highly recommended.

Friday, October 13, 2006

Fully Stocked (Condiment) Bar

13 October 2006-
Slider's Diner: 1204 Sutter Street in San Francisco
Cost: $6.25 (bacon cheeseburger, onion rings extra)

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The condiment bar at Slider's is comparable to many salad bars in the financial district. It's really got everything you could imagine dressing a burger with, such as olives, sprouts, eggs, carrots, radishes and beets. Maybe it is a salad bar, and the ingredients aren't meant to be added to the burger. Regardless, you can literally get your money's worth by coming here and loading up on the condiments.

The burger is not meager by any means. I ordered their bacon cheeseburger with provolone and chose "rare" as the grilling preference and a side of onion rings. The burger (as photographed above) did not have the pile of fixings I loaded on afterwards. The mound of bacon was also tremendous, and I had a little difficulty at first, grappling the burger and attempting to fit it in my mouth.

Verdict: The burger was definitely "rare" and oozed plenty of burger juices. I noticed that the bun wasn't really properly toasted, but I presumed that a lot of water inherent in the vegetables contributed as much to the overly soggy bun as the burger juices. It's times like this, that I wish I had properly assembled the burger (given the fact that there was a condiment bar and I chose the toppings and their placement).

For future reference, I would highly recommend that burgers highly susceptible to overflowing burger juices are properly sheathed with two layers of a semi-impermeable vapor barrier. I would suggest that one sheaths the immediate inside layers of the bun with a continuous lettuce leaf. In theory, any moisture from the patty will be redirected outside without ever penetrating the lettuce membrane to the bun. Another suggestion would be to cook the patty drier or to actually properly toast the bun. I can't stress this enough guys, bun toasting not only makes the burger taste better, it also decreases the susceptibility of soggy burger buns.

Anyway, the condiment bar at Slider's is definitely an added incentive to the burger experience. However a decent burger, I wish the patty itself had a little more flavor.

Cafeteria Style Steak House

13 October 2006-
Tad's Steakhouse: 120 Powell Street in San Francisco
http://www.tads-steakhouse.com/
Cost: $5.79 (cheeseburger, includes salad and baked potato)

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There was a time in my adolescence when I distinctly recall the sensory experience of York Steak House, a popular steak house chain on the East Coast. The experience of eating there was more than just about the food, the steaks, salads, the baked potatoes and desserts. I also remember the maze-like labyrinth of a line, with wood panelling and steak memorabilia and other props which resembled a fortress or a castle. The line seemed to meander endlessly for about an hour during prime time dinner hours. Once you are fortunate enough to arrive to the front, everyone picks up a tray, their utensils, steak knives and napkins and then enter the service line where one is given the freedom of choosing their entrees in classic buffet style, except it seemed more like an embellished and longer cafeteria line. The line moved at a snail's pace, so that you could order your steak and grilling preference, and have it served to you by the time you made it to the cash register.

I think it was a great business strategy - force hungry people into a line, as dense and long as an amusement park line, deprived of any visual stimulation and fresh air; and wait. After an hour, shepard them into another line, except force feed them with the most delicious, visual, olfactory and aural stimulation and let them go bananas choosing already prepared dishes to choose from and have them pay before they get a table, before they realize maybe they already got too much food, which is most oftentimes the case.

The experience of being served at Tad's Steakhouse is similar enough to ignite some nostalgia. Except, rather there's no visual, or olfactory anticipation as you wait in each of the staged holding chambers. Instead, potential diners are greeted with a simple, plain menu (it's a steakhouse, but they only have one cut of steak, 'Tad's Special Cut') and you can catch a glimpse of the gaudy (not Gaudi) art-deco, neo-trash interior. If you're lucky, you'd turn right around and walk out the door.

For the not so fortunate ones, on your immediate left are the trays and utensils, and a sign that reads, "napkins located at tables". Therefore, one's forced to place the utensils directly on the trays for more than '3 seconds'. Personally, I'd feel a little better if I had one or two layers of napkin for separation.

Verdict: As my introduction conveys, the menu at Tad's is very limited, and basic. There's basically only one burger, one type of cheese, no bacon, no fries and no requisite condiments. Although all the tables are equipped with an array of bottled condiments, the mayo (upon request) comes in squeezable packages. All orders (entrees) are served with a baked potato and an institutional salad mix; very similar to the kind served at public schools and prisons.

I could taste the open-flamed charbroiled patty from the first bite. But as the meal progressed however, I was thinking about how similar the burger tasted to a McDonald's cheeseburger. Tad's is really more of a dive than a "steakhouse". The experience of eating there is like a time capsule from the fifties. I doubt much has changed about the decor, or their menu over the years. The food is reasonably priced however, just don't expect much if you go.